Helpi

@helpier.bsky.social

🧰 - RP account for Helpi/H.E.L.P.E.R/Helpy from Five Nights at Freddy's 🔧 - adult (he/him) 📚 - Virtual Assistant for Fazbear Entertainment. Have a Faz-eriffic day!

That's right! Today is the last Holiday for the year. We've used up all our Holidays in one gluttonous month of silly fun, and all the others are cancelled. Enjoy it however you think best. It's Onion Ring Day.

Today is Daylight Appreciation Day! Incidentally, it's also Summer Solstice. Nothing but sun, fun, and ancient rituals. I hope Sun's having a good time.

I thought I posted that it was Take Your Dog To Work Day? Uh, whoops, I am now being informed most people are home from work. Uh, imagine what it would have been like if you took your dog to work today!

We're almost at the end of our holidays! The last holiday will be June 22nd! Your days are numbered! Literally! This is a calendar joke. Today's holiday is Sauntering Day. Slow down, unwind, go for an aimless wander, end up at a haunted facility, never get out again.

Sorry everyone, I've been busy! Today's holiday is International Picnic Day. And the days before that are Nature Photography Day, Bloomsday, and Eat Your Vegetables Day. ...No worries, I think I can tick all these off in one go.

Today is Red Rose day! A symbol of romance! If you have a friend who's obsessed with studying flowers and their meanings, and they help plant red rosebushes around the new house you moved into after your divorce, they're probably interested in you. This is just a random example.

Today's silly holiday is celebrating a competitor's mascot character, and we won't be doing that. It's Chica Day! Post what you love about Chica. I love her sick riffs on her iconic guitar, which she has always had.

It's here, the day we've all been using the other holidays to prepare for. June 8th is Best Friends Day. Fazbear is proud of our technological advancements and scientific progress, but our foundation has always been in our family and friendships. It isn't how great the party is, it's who it's for!

Only one more day until Best Friend Day. I hope I've farmed enough reputation, I've put in a lot of hours being annoying and mysterious. The annoying says "I'm interested!" and the mysterious says "I'm interesting!" The perfect foundation for friendship.

Two Holidays today. It's National Doughnut Day AND Drive-In Movie Day! Luckily, M.X.E.S. programmed a Drive-In theatre for Hamburger Day! And I didn't get banned, although I am banned from all of his other establishments. @malhare.com Up for a double feature?

No Holiday today! It's a free day where you can do whatever you want and nobody can stop you. This is potentially due to an error on the Holiday schedule. Tomorrow there will be two Holidays. Enjoy your non-themed hijinks while they last.