I bet troops reading that email assumed the military would know.

Exclusive: US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran | CNN Politics

The request from a senior officer at the US military command carrying out President Donald Trump’s war with Iran came in an email: We need ideas.

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After the DOJ dropped the reflecting pool vandalism charges, it’s nice to know at least one guy won’t rest until they find the person truly responsible:

I had my doubts.

That’s kinda where you’d expect the FBI Director in the most corrupt administration in history to visit right before the midterms.

FBI Director Kash Patel plans Russia trip

The plans come as the U.S. and Russia have failed to come to terms on ending the war in Ukraine.

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Haven’t really been following the World Cup. I only found out that France was playing Spain on Tuesday, because both my children have texted to remind me that my wife (also their mother) is French and that July 14th is Bastille Day. Guess if I decide to root for Spain, I should do it very quietly.

Wonder how Michael Phelps pleads when the DOJ indicts him for demolishing the East Wing.

U.S. Olympian David Hearn pleads not guilty to charges in Reflecting Pool vandalism case

Hearn is one of at least four people facing charges in connection with the alleged tampering of the coating on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, which President Donald Trump began renovating this ...

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Remember when the President said Tylenol caused Autism? I just remembered that was a thing that happened. Wild.

And somehow the most amazing thing I find about this picture is neither person has even one visible tattoo.

If there was a worst person of the day award, Megyn Kelly would almost certainly win. And no question she would happily accept it. Just wondering if she would thank Trump or Satan first in her acceptance speech.

Susan Collins had some reservations about there even being a Federal Department of Pool Safety, but after some soul searching, decided nonetheless, to confirm its first Cabinet position.

The DOJ is currently investigating how James Comey was able to put all that algae in the reflecting pool.

Trump is now requesting congress allocate $300 billion to paint the Strait of Hormuz American flag blue.

The deal with Iran is being negotiated just in time for Trump to be awarded the new “FIFA Surrender Prize” before the end of The World Cup.

Wonder when RFK Jr. will announce that the most effective treatment for measles is actually screwworm.

Elon musk could donate $1 billion dollars to the campaigns of every sitting Republican in the House and Senate and still have $500 billion.

Despite pressing government business, Trump plans on attending Inflation’s wedding.

Pete Buttigieg@petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Who knows what the President meant when he said he loves the inflation - but it's clear that inflation keeps getting worse, while he stays focused on anything but the cost of living.

I’m guessing the $1.7 billion won’t be split equally among the January 6th criminals. Just wondering how much more the people who assaulted police officers will get.

I’m not going to say the correspondent’s dinner shooting was staged, but I am also going to continue to really enjoy not saying it wasn’t.

Every Democrat trying to seem relatable by cursing on a podcast, knowing that you can curse on the podcast, immediately after cursing on the podcast: “I’m sorry, are we allowed to curse on this?”

I think because the jury was comprised mostly of Pearl Jam.

Amy Klobuchar@amyklobuchar.com · 4mo ago

Breaking news: New York jury finds Ticketmaster/Live Nation to be an anticompetitive monopoly. FINALLY. A jury says the truth about what nearly everyone in Washington keeps denying. Now we need remedies that help fans & lower prices, unlike DOJ meaningless “settlement.”

We’re at war now to open the Strait of Hormuz. Looking forward to the next war where our objective is to give Greenland back to Denmark. So stupid

Can a pope run for President?

Peaceful transfer of power. Wait, democracies can still do that? Pretty sick.

Viktor Orbán concedes defeat as Hungary's Tisza Party heads for election win

With roughly 45% of the ballots tallied Sunday night, Tisza is projected to win 135 seats out of 199 in the Hungarian legislature.

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Remember Michelle Obama’s speech at the White House commanding Americans to stop saying mean things about her?

Tucker Carlson was either always a decent person pretending to be evil for money and power, or always evil and now just pretending to be decent for money and power. Both those things are evil by the way.

What if while destroying the country he one day accidentally wears a tan suit?

Prediction: Before 8:00 PM EST tonight, an old fat man will lie about Iran, and half the country will believe him.

Forced to live in this messed up Alanis Morissette song: Traffic jam in the straight of Hormuz. No negotiation signs, because he can’t tell the truth. Isn’t it Iran-ic?