It's obvious Antifa vandals turned on a windmill the moment Trump hit the ball, causing it to go sideways. DOJ has caught the socialist Olympian who did this. The Olympian confessed that Biden was the mastermind. Biden confessed it was Obama. Obama confessed it was Mamdani. All are going to prison.

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d ago

43-time Club Champion.

The problem in America: Fauci is the infectious disease specialist. Trump is the infectious disease. Yet half the population trusts the disease and not the specialist.

Even God had enough of the fucking arch.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · last mo.

Hope you’re enjoying Trump’s Fyre Fest, MAGA. I know I am.

Many people don't remember who the president was when America turned 200. They just remember the celebration. But everyone will remember who the president was when America turned 250. Out of everything Trump stole, stealing America's birthday from America is the most unforgivable.

When someone says, "I want to pass a law that guarantees I win forever but to make it sound legit to the halfwits who voted for me I will call it the Save America Act so the peasants think they're saving America." Believe them.

Gunther: cAn wE aDD TrUmp to mOUnT rUshMorE? Grok: No, you fucking idiot.

Looks like they filled his diapers with helium.

Wow. Look at how many people came to Trump's State Fair. Everyone loves Trump- no wait, sorry, this is Obama's inauguration. These people despise Trump. My bad.

Trump's State Fair is now the safest place on Earth. There are 65 guards for every person.

So one day in 2015, a MAGA person was sitting there on his porch couch, playing the banjo, spitting out his last tooth, and suddenly it hit him, "You know who could relate to me? This guy!"

When he's no longer president, when all their crimes have been exposed, when we calculate the unthinkable damage, suffering and death they've caused and the treasure they've looted... We will need to build a new prison wing just for them. And Donald Trump will finally get his name on a building.

The White House has released a statement: "No one left Trump's rally. This is a video of people going to take a break because the excitement and joy was too much."

This is what he's posting. The President of the United States, the leader of the free world, the commander of the strongest military on Earth, is in bed, sobbing, hugging his emotional support hamburger, and screaming to his Biden action figure, "I beat youuuu!"

MAGA, you elected a man who spent 60 years as a developer, dealing with construction and reconstruction, and he still can't fix one goddamn pool. He did one job his entire life and he's atrocious at it. If you still love him, your dedication to ineptitude is impressive.

Run by the guy who cheated on 3 wives, made sexual jokes about his daughter, paid hush money to a porn star, was BFF with the world's biggest pedophile, bought his wife from him, and deserves the Nobel Prize in pussy-grabbing. The White House is pro-family the way they're pro-Americans.

"How I Bought Your Mother."

The list of Nobel Peace Prize requirements: 1. Don't start a war. 2. Don't brag you will destroy a civilization. 3. Don't violently force others to give you their prize.

No. This is a serial cheater who had three wives and a dozen failed businesses, until he found the ultimate grift - being the president. He made more money from his presidency than he ever did in his miserable life.

You attack the capital, beat up cops and try to undo an election. You go to prison but your ringleader pardons you. And now he wants to make you rich with our money? We didn't attack the capital, shit on the walls or fight the police. We were sitting at home. Why should we pay for violent dimwits?!

Let me get this straight, Trump puts tariffs on Americans. Supreme Court rules that the tariffs are illegal. Trump says FU and doesn't give the money back? Trump just defrauded us to the tune of $300 billion and MAGA is worried about the Somali in Minnesota??

No. This is a serial cheater who had three wives and a dozen failed businesses, until he found the ultimate grift - being the president. He made more money from his presidency than he ever did in his miserable life.

How to make money from crime: 1. Become president. 2. Buy Dell stock on Monday. 3. Pentagon invests billions in Dell on Tuesday. 4. Collect. How to make lots of money from crime: 1. Do this weekly.

We were in a park yesterday and my 5-year-old immediately recognized a squirrel. I started crying. My baby Einstein just passed a presidential cognitive test.

What Donald Trump sold since running for president: Trading cards, coins, pieces of his suit, Bibles, shoes, fragrance, watches, crypto, non-existent phones. What all the other presidents sold, combined: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Trump: Iran away from Epstein. No. You can't war your way out. You can't ballroom your way out. You can't hoax your way out. We will never forget. We will never let go.

What Donald Trump sold since running for president: Trading cards, coins, pieces of his suit, Bibles, shoes, fragrance, watches, crypto, non-existent phones. What all the other presidents sold, combined: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

How to make a quick $60 million: 1. Start a cult. 2. Sell them phones. 3. Don't send the phones. 4. Keep the money. 5. Move onto watches and ballrooms.

Donald Trump wants us to pull out of NATO. If only his dad pulled out.

Wit... Dimwit.