Richard Herring
@herring1967.bsky.social
Writer, comedian, podcaster, stone-clearer, snookerist, ventriloquist
The rules are outrageous. They won't let non-disabled people have them, they won't let disabled people have them.
Neal Shepperson@nealshepperson.bsky.social · 2h agoI can't get one and I am disabled, apparently you need to be able to drive 😐
Surely they'd have to reward whoever could last the longest. But they'd have to have a rule that there must always be movement and you always have one foot on the ground, like in competitive walking.
Richard Herring@herring1967.bsky.social · 3h agoIf they’re making wanking an Olympic sport then I have a chance of winning (as long as it’s based on technical merit and not volume or speed).
You're right. I'd get the parking badge at last (very sketchy what counts as a disability and what doesn't).
Doc Wallace@docwallace.bsky.social · 2h agoParalympic, surely? Although Id love to see the IOC ruling on whether the testes or penis are the main component to evaluate by for the categorisation.
Good numbers today too (for preview week). Almost double what I got for the first gig last year. So might be worth booking ahead for upcoming gigs richardherring.com/rhlstp
Richard Herring@herring1967.bsky.social · 3h agoTerrific start to the Edinburgh run with the brilliant Mhairi Black. Come tomorrow for SNL UK’s Paddy Young! richardherring.com/rhlstp
If they’re making wanking an Olympic sport then I have a chance of winning (as long as it’s based on technical merit and not volume or speed).
I love this photo of Phoebe and me. 8 years ago today!
Thursday 6th August at 2pm at Stand 3, my guest will be SNL UK star and Andy Burnham impersonator Paddy Young. Tickets selling fast www.thestand.co.uk/fringe/2925/... richardherring.com/rhlstp for all confirmed guests.
FOR ONE DAY ONLY: A History of the World in 47 Borders is 99p on Kindle and thus, also, elsewhere. Is this a good thing? Shouldn't two years of my life cost more than that? Who can say! Get it while it's cheap! www.amazon.co.uk/History-Worl...
A History of the World in 47 Borders: The Sunday Times #1 Bestseller eBook : Elledge, Jonn: Amazon.co.uk: Books
A captivating exploration of world history through the lens of political borders, offering surprising, humorous, and insightful stories that reveal their profound impact.
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Terrific start to the Edinburgh run with the brilliant Mhairi Black. Come tomorrow for SNL UK’s Paddy Young! richardherring.com/rhlstp
Joining me for the 5.30pm show at Stand at W on Sunday is Amy Matthews. Weekend gigs selling fast so BOOK NOW richardherring.com/rhlstpt/tour for ticket links and all confirmed guests.
Say what you like about the Nazis, but they put the bins out on time.
Chris Terry-Enescu@cjterry.bsky.social · 9h agoIt's OK for criminal ex-neo Nazis to run your bins is a hell of a line.
Sadly the handsome/strength genes not passed down to this child!
@matt168.bsky.social · 9h agoHe looks like a genuine superhero in that picture. Happy birthday Keith.
RHLSTP with Tom Neenan now up shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo... Clip www.youtube.com/shorts/fSK9F... See his show www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... See RHLSTP at the Fringe richardherring.com/rhlstp
Tom Neenan - "Cyberman Having a Fag" | Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP)
RHLSTP 621
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Happy 90th birthday to my incredible dad, Keith Herring!
That's a young man's game - the Edinburgh one I did was insane. Went to bed at 2am with nothing and then feel like I woke up at 6am with a script. Recorded that day. Amazing response. Should probably have built on it and become a global megastar. Ah well.
@shanebbarnes.bsky.social · 22h agoMay have dived in here, but what about AIOTM
Don't tell anyone but this is RHEFP
Leanne Lister@leannelister.bsky.social · 22h agoI still miss RHEFP
Crazy to think we were doing podcasts in front of an audience in 2008. www.richardherring.com/press/8430/e...
Edinburgh show list | Press | RichardHerring.com
Edinburgh shows ) Old King Cole (1987) by Ken Campbell, played Faz. Oxford Theatre Group. Abbey Laird Theatre ) The Seven Raymonds KMnO4 (1987) OTG. St Mary's Hall with Stewart Lee, Mike Cosgrave, Emm...
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28th Fringe, 45th show, 39th anniversary? These numbers seem too high to be realistic. Surely it’s not possible.
Richard Herring@herring1967.bsky.social · 22h agoMy 28th Fringe gets underway tomorrow at 2pm at Stand 3 where I am talking to politician turned stand-up Mhairi Black. Tickets here www.thestand.co.uk/fringe/2925/...
My 28th Fringe gets underway tomorrow at 2pm at Stand 3 where I am talking to politician turned stand-up Mhairi Black. Tickets here www.thestand.co.uk/fringe/2925/...
I love the fact they provided a brush, in case the board isn't smooth enough for a true roll.
Well spotted. That’s her holding the cue.
Steve Coogan Fan@stevecooganfan.bsky.social · yesterdayHermione-hand-sized
The hotel has set me up with a (possibly too small) snooker board!
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/r... as a tribute to the great man we’ve rereleased his RHLSTP. Enjoy!
Jimmy Cricket (Retro) - "Come Closer To The Screen"
Podcast Episode · Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP) · 4 August · 1hr 2min
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