Me to my home state of Michigan today

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Had a fever of 104 yesterday and spent most of the day and night in bed. But the worst part was losing my 425-day Connections streak.

"Feed a cold, starve a fever" sung to the tune of "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)"

Did you guys hear why Nolan only shot Agamemnon with his helmet on or from behind? So he could maintain his agamemnonymity.

Did we... did we see the same movie?

Have a great weekend everyone, especially if you're an exec reading my new spec feature

Sadie Sink is Rachel Summers, this isn't complicated (unlike X-Men continuity)

"Hey look it's that guy you are."

Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · 2w ago

What's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head? Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."

a light fixture store in the midwest called WeSconcin'

oh god someone went back in time and inadvertently prevented Minneapolis from being founded

kate@katewandering.bsky.social · 3w ago

Minneapolis: Skyline a few weeks ago Skyline today

Years of refusing to accept salad as a viable lunch option is finally paying off for me.

The Oscars, but only for filmmakers who have kids and/or full-time jobs.

THE ODYSSEY is everything you imagine a Christopher Nolan adaptation of The Odyssey would be (complimentary).

TILLMANNNNN!

One of the best goals I've ever seen

T Swift now in her Annulment Era

Took the whole family out for an afternoon of culture and we all really enjoyed MINIONS & MONSTERS.

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OBSESSION 2 should be about Curry Barker wishing on the Wish Willow that everyone will be obsessed with his movie OBSESSION.

I've been waiting for the Democrats who will run on the promise of prosecuting the Trumps for their corruption and crimes.

Jon Ossoff@ossoff.bsky.social · last mo.

There's an island off the coast of Albania. Jared Kushner wants it.

Today my son had one last playdate with a close friend who is moving out of the country. They played Mario Kart, ate snacks, battered the garage with a game of wall ball, and laughed like everything was normal. One of those beautiful, melancholy days.

Who's ready to finish THE BEAR out of a weird sense of obligation?

And none of them ever see your posts.

Bluesky@bsky.app · last mo.

Bluesky launched in February 2023 as an invite-only platform. As of June 2026, we have 45 million users. For reference, that's almost the population of Argentina. Thank you for being here with us 💙 Here’s to the next 45 million accounts.

Spoiler for today's Connections but HOCKEY absolutely does not start with a homophone for HAWK for most people. One of the dumber categories they've tried, which is saying something.

My son was telling us a story and combined the words "horse" and "hoof" into "horf" and my wife and I couldn't stop laughing for five minutes

Let's hear it for the Nicks

Seizing Elon's assets when

SpaceX goes public today. There’s been a lot of chatter about the largest IPO in stock market history that will likely make Elon Musk the world’s first trillionaire. Here's what I think you should know about it... 🧵