My mind is clear like the Buddha.

- Shovel Knight -@shovelofhope.bsky.social · 3h ago

Do not lie to me. What is on your mind.

His man on the inside.

The BIG MAN whom I will KILL with my machines has broken my coffee machine again.

My contraption that makes the dumb fuck move his catapult.

Nothing. Nothing.

- Shovel Knight -@shovelofhope.bsky.social · yesterday

why are you looking at me like that. why are you so silent?

Our Simulacrum.

ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡…@chrysopoetic.bsky.social · yesterday

Our Simulacrum. #OurSimulacrum.

We.

ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡…@chrysopoetic.bsky.social · yesterday

i remember when i made a green clone of that guy in my lab

[ Long, Concerning silence? ]

- Shovel Knight -@shovelofhope.bsky.social · yesterday

Has anyone seen my Green Clone Son. I have new toys for them to utilize.

i think you deserve death.

ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡…@chrysopoetic.bsky.social · last wk.

daddy long mask just landed in the valley whats up baby

GOD DAMN IT

ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡…@chrysopoetic.bsky.social · last wk.

MONA WAS USING IT.

I don't think I can continue to pay Croaker. his bad puns are not worth his wage.

THAT'S WHERE YOU HID YOURS?

ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡…@chrysopoetic.bsky.social · last wk.

this asshole was plotting to steal the torque lifts.

if only I had collected all eight of the supreme screws my plans would have come to fruition.

machine to strangle green bastards.

machine that lifts me out of bed with various ropes and pulleys.

— temp pinned. — Tinker Knight