I didn't know I was a commie until I voted for El-Sayed, he won, and Trump said that he was a communist. I mean, OK. I'm whatever a Republicant isn't. 🤷🏾♂️ I don't fellate 80 year old men with dementia, I don't touch kids, I don't protect pedophiles, I don't lie daily about shit we can Google...
I see Royce White & Penis Kanter finally admitted that they're bitches. We already knew that.
I gotta issue late passes to everyone who just discovered Officer Tatum. Man, Officer Tatum has been a bitch for a long time. This ain't new.
So basically Bill Maher is saying, "I'M ALREADY RICH, FUCK IT. I'LL VOTE FOR A FASCIST." 🤷🏾♂️
It's pretty fucking simple in Michigan; if you like how this shit is going, vote for Mike Rogers. If you want this shit to change, vote for El-Sayed. 🤷🏾♂️
You're right, I have NO idea what TF I was thinking about.
Obsidian Blue@obleu.bsky.social · last wk.Billionaires using their own money?
If Trump wants to have his $1.776 billion dollar "anti-weaonization" fund so fucking bad, why doesn't he use his own fucking money?
They shouldn't sing it because it was written in 1814, while my people were enslaved, and the third stanza says this.
Paul@frostysnosehair.bsky.social · 2w agoThey shouldn’t sing it because it says “slave”?
Have you ever heard the 3rd stanza of the national anthem?
Paul@frostysnosehair.bsky.social · 2w agoAre they not American?
Why TF are black people always singing the national anthem & "God Bless America" at different sporting events?
This is the last thing I'll say about Mitch McConnell... It's easy AF to prove that you're alive, but it's hard AF to prove that you're not dead.
This goofy shit that Trump is doing in Iran makes me laugh.
Not my fault that you're either a disingenuous imbecile or you truly don't understand the difference between being dead and alive. 🤷🏾♂️
Johnny B Bad@autisticcommunist.bsky.social · 2w agoSure Jan.
I just know that my tariff rebate check will be here any day now. Probably come the same day that I get my DOGE check.
Sigh. She wasn't brain dead, just old AF. There's a difference.
Johnny B Bad@autisticcommunist.bsky.social · 2w agoYes. But when she was brain dead they hauled her out for votes. So don't say they didn't play games.
Ummmm. .. when she DIED, we were told immediately that she was DEAD.
Johnny B Bad@autisticcommunist.bsky.social · 2w agoNo games were played? It wasn't quite as bad as MM but don't act like her staff wasn't pushing around a barely alive body in a wheelchair that had no clue of her surroundings for a long time before she passed.
Remember when Dianne Feinstein died in 2023? No games were played. But since this mf is dead / incapacitated under a Democrat governor, we get all this cloak and dagger bullshit. Andy Breshear is doing his best Merrick Garland impression, and it's pissing me off.
Why TF do I know that Ben and Casey Affleck's mother died, but I don't know anything definitive about Mitch McConnell, a fucking U.S. Senator? This is EXACTLY why I didn't register as a Democrat. Trust & believe that if the roles were reversed, Mitch would be in that hospital with Seal Team Six.
Andrew Tate needs to look on the bright side; his sexual assault charges put him right on track to run for president or another office as a Republicant one day. 🤷🏾♂️
I gotta give it to Mitch McConnell. He's still fucking shit up for the American people, even in death. 🤷🏾♂️
I just talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes. He told me to tell Andy Breshear "WHUTUPDOE."
Guess who hates your account, as well as your life?
Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid@feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 3w agoMeanwhile im just high and lifting weights
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Wait, so Venezuela was a War, but Iran is just a conflict? Hilarious.
