worked on a "pussy slayer" merch design and my wife thinks it's too lewd to sell but I just looked at them and went "Ok, so we'll circle back to pussy slayer later."

You forgot the part where he was panting and panickedly said “HERE YOU ARE SIR” to someone else while his mic was on, sounding like a stressed squire

Filthywizard@filthywizard.bsky.social · 2d ago

“Popeyes chicken give me one second!” (Metal clanging like the clash of swords) “Ok, sorry, what can I get you?”

Homebrew games have brought me new joy from my SP.

Love watching Masaru's videos but some times I miss a few and then see things like this one right after the other and a story is told

🔥 dance little nomby dance hahahahahahahhaa 🔥 (im losin my marbles i fear and i havent even gotten around to fixes or animating this lil fkr yet)

spriting is fake idk how people do this lmfao

Can confirm, I live in the agony of having to hear about my own yiddies.

Filthywizard@filthywizard.bsky.social · 2w ago

People who use a*i to make shitpost songs piss me off too cause bro I make a song up about my wife’s big bara yiddies at LEAST once a day everyday no problem. Git gud.

testing this 8 directional sprite + plugin has led to No Talk Me I Angy whisperer lol

i havent sprited anything in eons i feel like im going nuts lmao

My wife: *Brats, brats, brats, brats, brats, brats* Me: Alright. *Stands up* My wife: PLEASE BE GENTLE-- HAVE MERCY MILORD!

love that jessi's two work moods are: The Heaviest Metal and The Sluttiest Slut Pop both get their drive going to work on a project, it's fun watching them go lol.

I accidentally set my alarms to PM instead of AM and missed my appointment to establish care w/ my new doctor and they don’t have another appointment open until late October 🌈 ✨🦄 I’m gonna eat fucking drywaaaaallllll I’m so maaaaaad

my wife typing up a description for a post about the work they did to parse out a concept for our game like "I KNOW IF NO ONE ELSE GIVE A FUCK THAT @countess-sappho.bsky.social WILL APPRECIATE THIS AMEN" lmao

Jessi: I like buff bitches with ADHD Meanwhile, I:

Druski Pointing Up

ALT: Druski Pointing Up

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My wife's favorite character from one of their favorite games with featured art by their favorite artist???? this feels so very targeted to @filthywizard.bsky.social lol

Dark Horse Comics@darkhorse.com · 2w ago

Hey, Soldier... A new comic series is coming your way. Stay tuned for more details. Dark Horse Comics x Baldur's Gate III With @larianstudios.com and Wizards of the Coast, featured art by @beckycloonan.bsky.social

mspaint drawings of my cat bc im still dying of cramp but my wife FULLY panicked and was like "IS HE ALIVE?" i went over and kissed him and he lifted his head up like he was just fooling around wtf is this

i cannot muster more than this rn

i forgot i need to actually finish the egg gun bichir but i'm making very niche stickers of my fish lol

My wife is mildly perturbed by how I eat my ice cream. I form it into a perfect orb in the pint….. does… does no one else do this? I can’t be the only one in the world………….. right chat??? 🥲

When I tell you that I’m a fan of Jennifer’s Body I need you to remember this is behind my computer screens and these aren’t all of my Jennifer’s Body prints just the ones that fit… 😭

Was talking to my wife and a friend about the new Jennifer's Body sequel (since Jennifer's Body is one of my favorite movies of all time) and mocked up a shirt to talk about my Feelings.

There is a man in the parking lot at the local Walmart in a new Honda Civic blasting reggae, singing at the top of his lungs, wearing a Rasta cap, and eating berries from a snack platter like he’s experiencing god. I’m glad he’s having a good time but also glad he’s parked lmfao.

My wife just revealed to me that when told to eat food for a buff in FFXIV raids they would just eat a boiled egg. One of these.

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20 days left! If I can get around 175 people at my lowest tier we can do this! 💪 (I always calculate by the lowest cause the economy is in shambles).

Put up a kofi goal to help with a few funeral things and funds to help fly Five down so they can help me out. Thank you. ko-fi.com/veggieblt

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my wife and i were sitting in a moment of silence and i just piped up "I miss strawberriesssss"

Conversations I've overheard in this house: A thread for my accidental eavesdropping

i love drawing my cat in MSPaint. It captures his essence.