if u told me abt this in 2010 i never would have believed u
i put on this song from DDR Supernova 2 (the best one) at the gym and in an act of pure fate a girl gets on the treadmill next to me and smells like that Pink Sugar cotton candy ass perfume that i would usually be doused in…. so period accurate.
was anyone else sexually attracted to max goof
A Goofy Movie - Stand Out Scene (4K)
YouTube video by Shoopdawho0p
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i have literally worn a bikini an entire (1) time in public ever bc i got chunky when i hit puberty, by the time i lost that weight and was “acceptable bikini weight” (it was 2005… u kno) i bought a white one + the second i went in the ocean my COUSIN (!) had to inform me it was fully see through 👍
what is with the whole thing where you’re not allowed to write fuck anymore. what if i want to
what do you do w people over the age of 30 who do not know how to walk on the correct side of the sidewalk yet
always misreading cta train tracker as “da train tracker” which it should be renamed to rn
i reinstated a meme folder on my phone, and i am in class ignoring my teacher, i feel very 2007
i love to have fun!!! enjoy things!!
JENNIFER PAIGE 'CRUSH' - Original Version (Official Video) HQ
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me when big ant tries to climb on blanket i put on the ground
last day of summer classes, what a pure mistake taking summer classes was! i love never learning from my mistakes 🫶
it’s important for you to know that i am actually a perfect angel today. thanks for listening
my favorite nighttime activity is holding on to the ground so i don’t fall into the sky
getting ready 4 my annual “hellow fellow kids” expedition to exactly (1) lolla aftershow
my husband trying to recall the name of a sunfish (genuinely) : “crescent moon fish?” i mean.. yeah that is also a celestial body, 50/100 points
my favorite leftist blunder is people so “against” (yet very deep into???) academia who claim to be “the bridge” of knowledge in “plain-speaking” terms yet use the most stilted academic language and have literally no contact with or concept of like, a real fucking person.
yes. and everyone should do it with me!!! pls send me music 😁
fully-interactive 3D 𝙯𝙤𝙚@tipcalculator.bsky.social · 5d agosharing music with friends... now that's what's up
i saw a “DiD u KnOw” video on ig about witch house… guys… we cant be doing this. this cant be a thing. im going to spontaneously combust if i see a content creator going thru the history of witch house again
went on an entire rant last night walking home about how im “so glad the kids are smoking again”
my phone should allow me to listen to music as loud as i want!!! who is it to say i cant go deaf!!!! the ipod never did this to me!!!
btw “Laptop Twee” was actually specifically a thing i think i wished into existence when i was 17 and couldn’t decide if I liked E6 bands or indie electro better and what to pour my personality into
when i was watching da odyssey i was like yeah ok i see how people used to believe in sea gods, etc. but that just made me think like what if we are too dumb to understand there is like a SUPER OBVIOUS science abt love or something and we all look like a buncha dumbasses in two/three thousand years