Tessera

Being a gay man and having a gay man as a therapist really is a fucking game changer.

Blue booty

Is twerking with a load in your ass called a protein shake? 🤔

Doomgooning: when you use a prolonged bating session to escape boredom, distress or responsibility.

I need more daddies bossing me around… thank you for coming to my TED talk 🙏

The thing I miss most about living in New York are all the dark haired, chubby Italian boys… you don’t get any of that in Seattle! 😩

I did end up going to the prerelease and it was fun! The first guy I played was a little salty about all the removal I was running, but the other two folks were really nice and I ended up one of my matches!

I’ve been playing Magic since 2011 off and on and I’ve finally mustered up the courage to sign up for a prerelease event… but now it’s in an hour and my social anxiety is convincing me not to go lol

I go into a flow state whenever I think of dick sliding down my throat ✨🍆🧠✨

My fucking thighs and my waist are the same width 😂

Wouldst thou like a dump truck?

Despite the cut, my legs do not want to stop hitting PRs every week lol

Can I be a findom, but the only thing I drain from my subs are Magic The Gathering booster packs and singles? 🤔

💗✨*~please stop inviting me to the club~*✨💗

Now that the straights have started using the word, “gooner,” do you think they’re on to me when I buy a tub of albolene from Rite Aid?

Made the decision to start buzzing my head… I’ve been slowly going bald since I hit my 30s and I’m too proud to get one of those glue-on toupees, so I guess you can call me Caillou from now on 👩🏻‍🦲

I’m five years late, but I just beat FF7 Remake on my Switch2 today! As someone who genuinely never, “got,” the FF7 hype, I certainly do now. I love these cast of characters so much. Instead of diving right into Rebirth, I’m gonna wait for its Switch2 release in June to really let it all sink in.

Sunday gunday

Do you address your boss directly when you feel you’re being micromanaged?

Does anyone else have a hard time doing hardcore Dom/Sub power dynamics in romantic partner relationships? My brain barricades it off to romantic partners and idk why. I really wish it would not because I think it is ultimately hindering me and my satisfaction in relationships.

Happy Submissive Saturday 🐷🔒