Do I think Mitch McConnell has always gotten it right? No. But do I think he deserves our respect? Also no. But do I think he's alive and deserves privacy? Again, no. 🌸
Michael King 🩷
@heymichaelking.bsky.social
I like my girls Golden. Pronouns are he/him. 📍 Pittsburgh, PA
How many minutes of my life have been spent with soap in my palm looking in despair at a reluctant public faucet
Trump is like if House of Cards came true but the lead character was also fucking stupid.
Motorcycle riders in Pittsburgh being fucking ANNOYING this weekend, go awf
ThHhiIiiiIiIS is just a storm inside a TeEAeaAaACupppP
WHOSE PORTRAIT IS ON THE MANTLE? WHO COVERED UP YOUR SCANDALS? MISTAKE MY KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS AND! FIND! YOUR! CARD! CANCELLED!
I'D (boom) cry my eyes violet, ELIZABETH TAYLOR!
I hate sparkling water. Someone really said 'what if water was unpleasant?'
I like petal. I really dig the dreamy sound on everything. I do have to listen to all of these songs with the lyrics up on my phone to understand them, but that is the Ari experience.
The worst song released this year is the cure by Olivia Rodrigo.
Tate McRae sings so cursive she sounds like Steve from Sex and the City
People don't want to hear it but FF7 is an overrated Final Fantasy.
me switching from Cruel Summer to august every year around this time
The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.
Listen, when I watch the clips of Big Brother, I do feel for Jason / Salina. It's hard to be on the outside. And homophobia is insidious and gross. But also I think being devious and needy is a tough combo in social games.
Credit score finally exceeded 800 and I need you to know they are made up and dumb
O, the joy of working with realtors in New York City again 😂
Me, putting on a smile for my fifth Zoom of the day:
He threw the baby out with the brown water, or whatever the old texts say
Remember that, as Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell would have shaken heaven and earth to investigate the medical status of a Democrat in the Senate who hadn’t been sighted. His legacy will truly boil down to partisan antics and hypocrisy.
Had lunch at a bar and these straight bros were cracking themselves up over a “new term” — “spider face,” which is like “you love her despite her face.” We made eye contact and I said “isn’t that just butter face again?”
I think it’s funny that modern celebrity is basically a ticking time bomb til you’re being filmed eating death wings with a sweet bald guy
Okay, from all the clips I've seen, I'm actually like a little concerned about the general wellbeing of the Drag Race queen on Big Brother.
Sat on a patio and the only other table out there was a family of six. They ordered food, and then I ordered a beer and - about a minute later - my meal. My food came before theirs, and they started grumbling about it. They complained to the server.
Heard loud booing during the World Cup final from the bar patio of a restaurant. I asked, and it turns out: They showed Trump. Audience didn't look particularly granola, btw.
