Engineer Brains

@hhackenbecker.bsky.social

Master tinkerer, retired. Loves: old Macs, cats, humour, SF&F, Star Trek Loathes: politics, sport, Facebook, Google, anything POSIX This might be he/it/oi-you.

I've just come up with the next million-dollar idea that will be loved by housewives the world over. A toilet seat interlock. The toilet seat can't be raised until the bathroom door is closed and locked, and the door won't unlock until the toilet seat is put back down again.

If you want to see the Milky Way at night in all its snowy-road glory, you'll need to find a camping spot with little or no light pollution. This interactive map can help: www.lightpollutionmap.info (and please be nice, turn off your ad-blocker when you visit)

Light Pollution Map

Interactive world light pollution map. The map uses NASA Black marble VIIRS, Sky brightness, Aurora prediction, observatories, clouds and SQM/SQC overlay contributed by users.

lightpollutionmap.info

I have serious doubts about the American hygiene product industry if they can come up with something like this. I have even more serious doubts about the intelligence of anyone who'd actually BUY these red-white-and-poo wipes.

The side panel of a shipping-carton of "XL Flushable Dude Wipes" which are 'Poopsicle' Ice Pop Scented.

Not only does this reinforce the incorrectly-held alpha-male belief that touching one's own anus promulgates homosexuality, but the flushing of *any* kind of wipe into a municipal sewage network causes blockages.

Half a continent, four bandersnatch attacks, rain that only stops so it can snow, a K'zinti co-pilot with really bad dandruff, a galley with a malevolent streak and our reactor threw a rod, and what do I find in the frick'n mailbox after three weeks of hell? "Hi, I'm Ed McMahon." Shit.

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To any Americans wanting to use that new "Apple Upgrade" hardware subscription, be advised that you cannot use the Klarna-provided service if your Apple Account has: - a VoIP number - a Capital One or American Express card set as default payment method.