… Huh. Must’ve been the wind.

‎ today’s been quiet. ‎

‎ ‎

‎ ‎ … why not? ‎ ‎

` — 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙉𝙀𝙎𝙎@thenatacoustic.bsky.social · 3mo ago

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀[ if i ungreen myself will you join my harem ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

Man smoking and saying bye

ALT: Man smoking and saying bye

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` — 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙉𝙀𝙎𝙎@thenatacoustic.bsky.social · 3mo ago

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀[ the kid got me ] [ join my harem ]

‎ ‎ WHY ARE YOU GREEN TOO???? ‎ ‎

` — 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙉𝙀𝙎𝙎@thenatacoustic.bsky.social · 3mo ago

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀[ nonono join my harem ]

‎ ‎ i’m going to just… (slowly backing away) ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ i don’t fucking know?! ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ WHYYYYYYY ‎ ‎

꩜𖦹༄ うずまきナルト@thewilloffire.bsky.social · 3mo ago

‎ ‎ DAD LOOK IM FUCKING GREEEN ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ why is everyone GREEN ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ parenting.. 💧 ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ … uhhh… if you get down i’ll uhh… treat you to ramen. ‎ ‎

꩜𖦹༄ うずまきナルト@thewilloffire.bsky.social · 3mo ago

‎ ‎ uh uh! there’s nothing you can say or do that’ll make me get down. ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ all in a hard days work. #SeductiveSunday ‎ ‎

𝐊𝐄𝐘 I don’t even remember who I stole this from but here

/: stole this from a black man

‎ this father shit ain’t easy 😔 ‎

‎ please? ‎

꩜𖦹༄ うずまきナルト@thewilloffire.bsky.social · 3mo ago

‎ uh uh! you can’t make me! ‎

‎ get down this instant, young man. ‎

꩜𖦹༄ うずまきナルト@thewilloffire.bsky.social · 3mo ago

‎ no! ‎

‎ get down from there. ‎

꩜𖦹༄ うずまきナルト@thewilloffire.bsky.social · 3mo ago

‎ he’s somehow at a very high point. like super high. like super super duper duper high. and he’s not coming down. ‎

‎ sliming out the third hokage brb ‎

‎ hurizen count your fucking days you old bitch. ‎

‎ (minato listened, staring ahead. the more sora went on the worst the thoughts in his head got.) … i see. at least he had people looking after him, which is good enough for me. still. i told hurizen to make sure he was taken care of. kushina told him to— (minato stopped himself.) + ‎

✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · 3mo ago

+ He had to earn his way into the village’s respect. And the process took many years. It actually angers me what he had to endure just to get that respect, in all honesty.

‎ ‎ i fully intend to commit elderly abuse if sora tells me anything other than “hurizen took good care of naruto and made sure the village knew he was a hero.” i’ll bring him back just to kill him, i swear to sage. ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ (oh boy, a sigh is never good. minato takes a seat, leaning forward and folding his hands.) alright… lay it on me. i can handle it… i hope. ‎ ‎

✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · 3mo ago

… [He pauses for a minute, and sighs.] You’re gonna wanna sit down. You’re not gonna like what you hear.

‎ ‎ ‎ i see, you definitely look like you’ve seen a lot in your time. … though i have a question for you. it’s about naruto. if you do truly know everything i’d like to know how he grew up. surely the village treated him like he was a hero, especially with what he’s done for them. ‎ ‎ ‎

✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Yeah, whatever you wrote off, it’s true. My whole shtick is world hopping.

‎ ‎ ‎ i’ve studied it. admittedly i wrote it off. never really thought something like that was even remotely possible. (he scratched his chin.) but it looks like i was proven wrong. ‎ ‎ ‎

✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A traveler from another world. [He says as he crosses his arms behind his head.] God… feels good to not worry about the order anymore. Anyways, you familiar with the multiverse, Minato? Or at least multiverse theory?

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ is that hedgehog speaking..? … wow society really has advanced, first talking toads and now talking hedgehogs. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

✧˚ · . 𝓕𝙍𝙀𝙀𝘿𝙊𝙈 !!@heartofmobius.bsky.social · 3mo ago

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ you’ll get used to it. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ gonna be honest here. i don’t even know how i’m alive right now. this isn’t even edo tensei… i’m genuinely alive. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ great fucking sage how long have i been dead?! ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎