Lillibraryslute
@hidingpirates.bsky.social
Ziek. He/him. 33. 5'6. 200lbs. Gamer. Married. Audhd. PNW born and bred. Go read a book. #Findom but only cuz you should be buying my lunch Cashapp $maestroza Venmo @majorus-z
The vibe is "I'm hella fucking cute and someone delivered a MOUND of wood chips to my house"
Feeling chunky(derogatory) instead of Chunky(complimentary) today. 😢
Imagine, if you will, nibbling up my legs until I nut on your forehead
14 years deep with this dude as of today. Everybody say love!
Palworld is dope! Easy 9/10 for me. Pokemon with guns is actually super fun. The base building is in-depth and factory farming with pals is hilarious. Also I get to sleep with a giant penguin every night so I'm living the dream. Highly recommend
Need to be Winnie the pooh coded all weekend. Crop top lounging, eating honey, and whispering "oh bother" at mild inconveniences.
Winnie The Pooh Says 'Oh, Bother'
ALT: Winnie The Pooh Says 'Oh, Bother'
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What if I was cute and chubby and dumb and hot and also constantly showed vpl? What then?!
Chubby cocksuckers, Y'all the best. Doing God's work and what not.
High AF and making burgers. That's my happy place.
It's red white blue. Cuz I fucking love france, and Chile. Duh
Coffee x Adderall. What if I was insane? What if my bones jumped out of my skin and we danced around to Megan thee stallion? What if?! Blood rushing from my head to my dick like a geyser btw.