Why don’t they make the whole floor out of those anti fatigue / comfy feet mats for your kitchen
Skyrockets in flight? that’s afternoon delight. Rockets red glare? buddy you got bombs bursting in air.
I load my dishwasher at night So I can so I can Keep track of dishes in my piles
Skyrockets in flight? that’s afternoon delight. Rockets red glare? buddy you got bombs bursting in air.
Here at World Dryer, we have a little saying: We Dry The World. Welcome to the team.
All I ever wanted All I ever needed Is sleep In my bed
John Madden commentating on the Lincoln Assassination at the Ford Theater: his hat came off!
Kermit Von Baun: I don’t want to make the rockets anymore, I can’t bear the responsibility of all those innocent deaths Frau Piggy: shut up frog
I love waking up early for no reason. Especially on the weekend, on vacation
The larger vehicle is always at fault, no exceptions
Zach Weinersmith@zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 10mo agoDo you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
Warsh is a moron and a scoundrel to boot and will say and do nothing til after the election. his horseshit is only working because of “new fed chair shine”
Michael Derby@michaelsderby.bsky.social · last wk.J.P. Morgan’s Feroli on Fed chair Warsh’s presser: “It's hard to know what to make of Warsh’s remarks, which involved a lot of well-turned phrases but little in the way of a coherent macro view.”
When the hotel has a bar and Is open till 11… that’s a Work Trip Win
I always listen to black metal when the plane is landing, for years now, no crashes so…. Hail Satan
They should sell blended mai tais at the airport
the best part about being an adult is, it’s a LOT easier to hide from your problems than when you were younger
Hahaha. Itchy and scratchy still got it.
i deltaruned my today@adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · last wk.
Adult kid is a funny term, not sure what an adult kid is. Anyway, this chart is insane to me:
Bloomberg News@bloomberg.com · last wk.More adult children are moving back home as housing costs, inflation and student debt take a toll. Here's how parents can protect their finances and retirement savings
It’s cool how going on vacation stresses me out now, love that for me
If I had six kids or whatever and we were going on an international vacation I would have lost WAY more kids than just Kevin I can tell you that much. packing for vacation and getting to the airport with children is insane