Been in the worst depression of my life for about a year now. Cons: all of my relationships are in critical condition Pros: I’ve beaten Baldur’s Gate 3 twice and I finally “get” Xiu Xiu
Jojo C-Word
@hiimlyka.bsky.social
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, hmu ;) Lyka・Seattle・they/he・power vers・good boy α pup, son, Dad, and everything in between
Instead of calling my friends faggot I’ve started just saying #lovewins
Listen, sweaty #mcm means monochrome Monday AND mancunt Monday in this house
How are you gonna put 8.5” in your Sniffies profile and then send me a pic that is clearly 6 or less??? A dick doesn’t need to be big for me to have fun with it, but why tell such a blatant lie if you want me to see it at some point??
If you follow him please go ahead and block this piece of shit
The classic dilemma: continue to create shareholder value or take a long lunch and edge? A truly impossible decision.
I’m committed getting hotter, fatter, sluttier, and stupider in 2026
Every day is Tummy Tuesday in this house! It’s also always Fat Cock Friday. It’s very confusing, as you can imagine.
Pokémon ZA is so fun but I haven’t played a single one since Emerald and it’s also kind of daunting not knowing what over half of the pokemon are or the new type advantages
“Do you have an addictive personality?” *rips vape, crushes empty Monster can on forehead* Nah not really, why?
Had so much fun bullying @wildgarlics.bsky.social and making him be a good lil 🚬🐶 yesterday
I feel like my nipples have gotten darker as I’ve gotten older, is that a thing?
Some people are the Mom Friend, I’m more of a Dad Friend. I work a lot, I’m a little emotionally distant, I’ll probably forget your recital, but I still love and care about you and I make a lot of bad jokes
This post brought to you by @pupshutter.bsky.social and @portal.slut.dog both piston-fucking me at the same time and forever altering my brain chemistry
Jojo C-Word@hiimlyka.bsky.social · 7mo agoTruly Madly DP
Accounts full of pics of cis dudes photoshopped to have pussies are so weird to me when there are so many insanely hot actual dudes with pussies
In desperate need of big hairy sweaty cock and butthole in my face, I fear I may not survive 😔🥀
