Wesley Hilliard

@hilli.tech

Writer and podcaster at @appleinsider.com. HilliTech blog. 10 year US Navy veteran. He/Him

Another week, another newsletter. Just a reminder, this is a free newsletter that I send to your inbox and publish on my website. Sign up for free! New subs let me know people are reading and it's a nice motivator. I'm still thinking about how often to post otherwise, but the newsletter is weekly!

HilliTech's Newsletter: 109 billion reasons Apple is doomed

It will never cease to fascinate me to watch analysts and investors react to what might be the single most successful company on earth report quarterly earnings. Tim Cook took over in 2011 when the annual income was $108 billion, and during his last earnings call, he shared that Apple

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Another week, another newsletter. Just a reminder, this is a free newsletter that I send to your inbox and publish on my website. Sign up for free! New subs let me know people are reading and it's a nice motivator. I'm still thinking about how often to post otherwise, but the newsletter is weekly!

HilliTech's Newsletter: 109 billion reasons Apple is doomed

It will never cease to fascinate me to watch analysts and investors react to what might be the single most successful company on earth report quarterly earnings. Tim Cook took over in 2011 when the annual income was $108 billion, and during his last earnings call, he shared that Apple

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Investors: Oh dear, Apple services are flat! Demand is so high that the supply chain can't make enough devices!! How will Apple survive??? Also investors: Meta lost $88 billion on the metaverse, has a mediocre AI that cost many more billions, and sells perv glasses. What an innovative company!!!

If you're an analyst of any kind and can walk away from Apple's quarterly earnings with some weird ass take like "didn't grow fast enough" I hope you get a permanent splinter in your finger.

For those concerned about the "purchase fee" that isn't clearly defined by Apple, I reached out and asked. Klarna doesn't charge any additional fees or interest. If you close out your lease at the end and buy the device, what you owe is the remaining MSRP plus tax. So, essentially same as cash.

AppleInsider@appleinsider.com · last wk.

The newly announced Apple Upgrade program brings car-like lease-to-buy options to iPhones, Macs, and more. There's no question, it's great for Apple, but whether it's good for you or not is much harder to decide.

I don't really feel that strongly about Apple Upgrade and Klarna. It's *fine*. Might cost a bit more in some instances. I just checked, and after taxes, my payments would be $4 less per month and I'd need to get AppleCare, which I have with AppleCare One. So I'm basically breaking even. No problem.

Elon Musk and Sam Altman are both grifters that benefit from the absolute trust provided by ignorant fans. This is the most nothing statement made by someone with no idea how to monetize their multi-billion-dollar investment scheme before running out of cash in two years. Why do people like OpenAI?

Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social · last wk.

“What we need to explain to the world: Number one, we are close to creating a genie that can grant any wish. Number two, we are going to make sure that our first wishes broadly benefit humanity” - Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI — This is definitely the opposite of Anthropic’s AI kills all jobs pitch.

On vacation this weekend so there may not be a newsletter depending on time. If there are any topics you think I should cover this week, let me know! Would help grease the wheels a bit.

I will never understand what possesses someone to reply to a six-day-old forum post with a 2,000-word (mostly wrong) diatribe about Apple AI. Like, who do you think is going to read this? Who are you trying to convince? It's kind of psychologically scary. Very "go touch grass" I suppose.

Here's a brain dump on that leaked Kingdom Hearts Missing-Link video. Tons of massive spoilers for the franchise, obviously, but if you want to see just how deep down the rabbit hole we are with lore in this series, this is where some of that madness is on display. #KingdomHearts

Let's break down the Kingdom Hearts Missing-Link leak

Let's get a few disclaimers and asterisks out of the way at the top. Obviously, this is leaked content that some are even calling fake. I'm not sure about that, but it's certainly offering a lot of interesting information about the game. Spoilers for literally anything and

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Here's a brain dump on that leaked Kingdom Hearts Missing-Link video. Tons of massive spoilers for the franchise, obviously, but if you want to see just how deep down the rabbit hole we are with lore in this series, this is where some of that madness is on display. #KingdomHearts

Let's break down the Kingdom Hearts Missing-Link leak

Let's get a few disclaimers and asterisks out of the way at the top. Obviously, this is leaked content that some are even calling fake. I'm not sure about that, but it's certainly offering a lot of interesting information about the game. Spoilers for literally anything and

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OpenAI (unprofitable) is burning investor cash to prop up Oracle (down 35% with debt at nearly “junk” status) while Anthropic (profitable but possibly because of sweetheart deals on compute) is doing the same for SpaceX (no earnings, PE ratio ♾️) — have I got all this right?