my dad used to (and still does) always say, “cheer up, things could be worse. so i cheered up, and things got worse!”. Never understood wtf he was talking about until last night.
i need. a diet coke and an elfbar so bad rn and i have Neither???????
the vape store near my house is always specifically out of the flavour and size vape i want, basically im being trolled into quitting
dropped steely off at his grooming appointment and i miss him so much? the apartment feels stale without him
currently living a fairytale (hair wash day + clean sheets + steely doing honk + shoo + mimimimi)
wHere is my period???? WHERE IS IT??? i dont even fuck so WHERE is IT
the “they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats!” to horse meat pipeline
just smushed some avocado onto sour bread toast with everything bagel szn on top and ascended
all i’m saying is now that i know FOV is near a river, gonna have to go now
Just figured out you can upload gifs here so to celebrate I'm sharing this monstrosity
ever since i quit the meth pills, i discovered eating before 5pm, blowing my mind
what if i bought a T connector for my bong and smoked 2 bowls at once hmmmm????
missed a facetime call from my bestie, at like 7:30am, got scared so i called back asap and her kids answer “AUNTIE HILLZY WE WANTED TO TALK TO YOU!!!!!” 😭😭😭
