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Did a quick bicep circuit before my brunch date, gosh I hope he likes big arms.
Coworker: so you do anything fun this weekend? Me: I kinda just hung around. 🪢: @pupsunburst.bsky.social
The struggle was real 🧎♂️ @himbochronicles.bsky.social
Farmers market is back open now that it’s spring catch me eating apples sloppy as hell for the next six mo’s
Extra points if you can guess which ones I’m in!
First time hanging anything in a gallery! What a cool collaboration this past year with @thetattedpup.bsky.social Models @himbochronicles.bsky.social, @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social, and @portal.slut.dog
First time hanging anything in a gallery! What a cool collaboration this past year with @thetattedpup.bsky.social Models @himbochronicles.bsky.social, @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social, and @portal.slut.dog
Will going out remind me I’m surround by love or send me into a spiral? Folks it’s time to spin the wheel!
Made dinner for bf’s parents last night. Dad took one bite of dessert and said “oh my god” under his breath. We won divas!
Thicccc boys make my heart race 🧎♂️ @himbochronicles.bsky.social
You may have gay audacity, but do you have “5:30 pm night of and you just now decided to sew an outfit for going out for NYE tonight” gay audacity?!
“She would have loved you. Like I love you” did more damaged to me than being raised catholic did.
Finally watching Gay Hockey Show™️ is it just panting and gasping?!
2nd day at my new job and met the head of the department I’m competing with and he’s THE Daddy Bear, suspenders and all. This is my heated rivalry.
Straight boy at smoothie place yelled “Bro you’re getting BIG” at me today.
Dislocated me knee and only did arms for a month, knee is better and I have bicep tendinitis. 🙃
I feel like once every 18mo’s SNL’s ratings get low and they decide to pander to the gays again.
🚨Ariana Grande to host SNL with musical guest Cher on December 20.
And y’all can have it back when you’ve learned to be responsible with it! ________🔒_______ | | | “Musk(y)” | |________________ |