Himbro
@himbrojock.bsky.social
Just me, doing me stuff, looking gorgeous, being sort of haphazard in all other regards. https://linktr.ee/himbrojock → if you wanna check out more or support me.
okay, imagine this you guys, porn bad acting for whatever fake job they're working but the fake job acting is just so preposterous that it becomes an actual comedy. Like some pizza baker just yeeting an unformed ball of dough into the oven, going "yup, pizza's bakin', time for a blowie!" 🍕🍆
there's a twinkish boy with thicc thighs and a fat booty right in front of me on the sidewalk
no edit no filter I keep complaining about the physical strains that my every day bullshit brings, but it does at least show some positive influence on other things and now: Time to eat a family meal
In this house we greet eachother with a kiss.
“Mirror, mirror on the wall” Can you finish the sentence for me 😏
Came hard after stretching my balls the entire day, just watered the plants. Think I should put it on again? 🥴🥴
is putting a ball stretcher on a respected solution to the metaphorical heaviness of your balls because you're horny as fuck?
update: even though temperatures are temporarily more bearable, climbing above the 30° mark after the weekend, the summer is still a bit too hot for me. And now to Kelly with the latest news from the football game.
another morning, another ten minutes of rolling left and right on my bed while chasing the heat out of the room
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in other news, I might have accidentally written some sort of pamphlet the other day.
went on an early noon bike ride, but you guys, the heeeeeeeat
I sat on these sunglasses. For that, they appear surprisingly undented; but don't be mistaken. I feel how crookedly they grasp my face. 🥹😎
but I'm getting new bud when I come back then AND they just started selling a new strain. 🥹
Himbro@himbrojock.bsky.social · last wk.short hometown trip, can't wait to head homeward again on Thursday tho. 🤡
short hometown trip, can't wait to head homeward again on Thursday tho. 🤡