TODAY! Come spend One Shining Moment w/us and all-star #HIMYM writer Joe Kelly (@joekellyjk47), who also co-created Ted Lasso & Detroiters! howwemadeyourmother.com
Craig Thomas
@himymcraig.bsky.social
ORDER MY NOVEL: https://www.harpercollins.com/products/thats-not-how-it-happened-craig-thomas?variant=43708741517346 Co-Creator: How I Met Your Mother #HIMYM. Prose: http://Craigthomaswriter.com http://instagram.com/craigtthomas/
Thanks, @nytimes, for the glowing write-up in today's "The Best Movies and Shows on Hulu Right Now" feature! THE PAPER OF RECORD HAS SPOKEN! www.nytimes.com/article/best...
COVER...(wait for it)...REVEAL! The trade paperback of my debut novel, THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED, drops on November 3rd, 2026. Personally, I think this cover looks dolphin great! (If you know, you know)... Pre-order today: www.harpercollins.com/products/tha...
Republicans trying so hard to sell "Dead people are voting!" while they literally have dead people governing.
If you still don't believe in Climate Change, I suggest you start searching this flat Earth side-to-side for a barber-surgeon whose leeches will rebalance your 4 Bodily Humors of Blood, Phlegm, Yellow Bile and Black Bile!
"The sky looks like this due to a 350-foot gash made by vandals using boxcutters." -- Trump, any minute now.
The Republican Party controls literally everything. Literally everything sucks. These two things are related.
Thank you, Kramers, for selecting my debut novel THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED as a "Not Your Typical Beach Read" (among some very fine company, might I add!). If you're in D.C., stop by Kramers and grab a copy, take it to the beach, and let me know what you think! kramers.com/blog-posts/n...
A weekly support group where sane people all sit and contemplate how on Earth America ever got to this point...we'll call it: The Reflecting Pool.
Somebody should check if Lindsey Graham always had a "sister," ‘cuz I’ve got a theory…
When a dude tells you about how all of your grand efforts will amount to existential ash in the end, that's Ozymandias-splaining.
The Republican Party has now officially made even death weird.
FYI, back on here after 2 months locked out of account cuz of a glitch!
Grateful to be one of this year's honorees at this year's gala for one of the greatest causes I know: Choose Creativity. Join us if you can! TICKETS: e.givesmart.com/events/N2U/ #ChooseCreativity
Somebody rip out the Supreme Court's Flux Capacitor so they can't bring us even further back in time...
If you're still wondering whether the Trump-worshipping Supreme Court is racist, you're simply not looking hard enough... www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...
Supreme Court Updates: Justices Further Weaken Voting Rights Act, Igniting Political Scramble
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This pilot script (GIMME FIVE, co-written w/Carter Bays) meant the world to us...such a write-what-you-know / write-what-you-love project. And...(drumroll please): It didn't sell. BUT thanks to the deity-like powers of @deadpilotspod...here it is in audio form! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
Thanks to all the HIMYM fans who sent in Q's about my debut novel THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED, plus the legendary HIMYM reunion in the audiobook w/Josh Radnor & Cobie Smulders. Check out today's How We Made Your Mother ep! POD: howwemadeyourmother.com BOOK: www.harpercollins.com/products/tha...
I think when Trump falls asleep in public meetings, at the very least everyone in the room should start whispering as the meeting continues.
The Strait of Hormuz has now closed more times than a Trump casino.
Thanks to the Dead Pilots Society podcast for resurrecting a beloved pilot script I wrote with @carterlbays called "New York Mythological." We sadly never got to hear actors bring this thing to life...until now! (Plus a mini-HIMYM reunion with Kal Penn). Enjoy! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
Episode 196: New York Mythological by Carter Bays and Craig Thomas
Podcast Episode · Dead Pilots Society · April 20 · 49m
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It saddens me that in the next year some influencer from Orlando will claim hitting your balls with a mallet increases testosterone, rename himself "Testicular," and become a billionaire from "ballsmaxxing," but that is 100% going to happen.
My faith in the American electorate is such that I hope Clavicular will only be a one-term president.
TODAY! This is a very unique and powerful episode. We are grateful to Jessica for trusting us with her story...
