"Well, ain't that nutty?"

𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗹 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐍𝐮𝐭-𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥!!@danutmuncha.bsky.social · last yr.

❝Just had a nut induced coma.❞

W-wait now hold on!...I didn't mean that to apply that in any way!

𝕄𝕊𝕘𝕥. 𝐹𝒾𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒶 ‘𝓕𝓲𝓸’ 𝒢𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾@sparrowsmsgt.bsky.social · last yr.

❝HOW FAT DO YOU THINK I AM?!❞

"Well, It just sometimes...trees can't contain human weight for long!"

𝕄𝕊𝕘𝕥. 𝐹𝒾𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒶 ‘𝓕𝓲𝓸’ 𝒢𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾@sparrowsmsgt.bsky.social · last yr.

❝WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!❞

𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕊𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝗦.𝗣.𝗔.𝗥.𝗥.𝗢.𝗪.𝗦 𝕀𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕝 𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝐹𝒾𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒶 ‘𝐹𝒾𝑜’ 𝒢𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾 【 #MetalSlugRP / #MVRP 】 【Eng/Esp】 ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴇɴɢᴀɢᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ↴

𝕄𝕊𝕘𝕥. 𝐹𝒾𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒶 ‘𝓕𝓲𝓸’ 𝒢𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾@sparrowsmsgt.bsky.social · last yr.

𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥!

"I'm more concerned about the strength of that branch!"

𝕄𝕊𝕘𝕥. 𝐹𝒾𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒶 ‘𝓕𝓲𝓸’ 𝒢𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾@sparrowsmsgt.bsky.social · last yr.

❝Phew... It's getting really hot out here, isn't it...? Are you paying any attention?!❞

"I like to give a shoutout towards the fighters of South Town. I wish you all good luck in your tournament that's running down there!"

"Why do people keep asking to create an OnlyF@N account!?"

"I assume you never really seen one in your lifetime?...because they look WAY different than birds!"

"That's a bird, not a drone."

"Is this another sofa king case?"

𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗹 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐍𝐮𝐭-𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥!!@danutmuncha.bsky.social · 2y ago

❝Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Wait… Say it.❞

"It's something of a small aircraft that can be used for anything such as delivering foods or anything for that matter!"

"Ya know, these drones are starting to get quite annoying!...they keep flying away from me!"

Follow my rocket if you want.

"I'm a good guy who occasionally takes stuff that doesn't belong to him." Detailed/Literate Ships with chemistry 10+ years of RP experience No lewds Marvel Rivals portrayal 18+ Preferred Multi Ship MDI

"Oh, it was far from lame!... It was fun to reconnect people for so long!"

島田真美 しまだ まみ || Shimada Mami@hasebesangel.bsky.social · 2y ago

"I bet it was lame."

"Man, I am beat from last night's New Year's party!"

"What do you have in mind because there are many places we can visit."

𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕒𝕝𝕗 𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕖 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠‼️@halfgeniehero.bsky.social · 2y ago

❝Anyone want to hang out tonight?❞

" Geez, now I remember why I don't play many multiplayer games as much anymore. It really stresses you out when you have a bad game."

"Wait, Wait No! No! No!... I didn't make it like that at all!"

YO! ᑎIᑭᑭOᑎ IᑕᕼI!🔥@shiranuimai.bsky.social · 2y ago

❝Are you seriously underplaying my education? Is it because I'm a woman? You seriously need to make it up to me now.❞

"I....eh....I...I think that's not an actual PHD!"

YO! ᑎIᑭᑭOᑎ IᑕᕼI!🔥@shiranuimai.bsky.social · 2y ago

❝I have a PhD in fucking.❞

"Woah Woah Woah, now hold on...that wouldn't be the best idea!"

YO! ᑎIᑭᑭOᑎ IᑕᕼI!🔥@shiranuimai.bsky.social · 2y ago

❝What would it taste like it if I licked it off ya?❞

"I guess that new cologne I put on must be quite effective!"

YO! ᑎIᑭᑭOᑎ IᑕᕼI!🔥@shiranuimai.bsky.social · 2y ago

SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF. ❝I smell... MEN.❞

"Oh [reader], I didn't expect you to show up into the sauna! I'm guessing you need a break,eh?"

"Fate has a habit of being a total jerk at times. Doesn't mean you have to tolerate it.

—@mrkof.bsky.social · 2y ago

“Fate’s doing.” “It’ll go away.” Not wanting to reveal the full truth.

"Ya know, not to toot my own horn or anything, but I have been getting so many request from ladies that they often send me a picture with fewer clothes on!"

"I paid to be in this hotel for tonight, but I couldn't just ignore what's happening to you." "You're shaking within your movements."

—@mrkof.bsky.social · 2y ago

“I’m fine.!” Closes the door to his room. “What are you new here to this hotel.?” Twitched a bit

"Hey there, Are you ok?...you seemed to be shaking."

—@mrkof.bsky.social · 2y ago

After the pain he gets up starts twitching then walking to leave his room.

"Who knew chicken meatballs can be so tasty and sweet! Least the ones I tasted.