getting bred before going to costco is a kirkland staple in my house
does it ever feel like your pussy gettin ate out when you dance
happy birthday to all the bottoms out there — you make the world go round
pookie can never shut my car door without the door ajar light popping up and I love that about her
knees clicking in sync with bloomfs —that’s my arthritic girl right there
asked my man what theme he wanted for his birthday and he said “drag race all stars 4 promo iridescence” and I’ll be damned if he gets anything but 😤
on bsky in Jersey Mikes just know Mike saw some of your fat cocks
more beefy shirtless men on my morning walks with bloomf please
“Saying “those four rounds back to back really wore me out last night” like my pussy isnt inside out right now
need to lady and the tramp a costco hotdog with him so bad
I am the man they told you about in DARE because I will smoke you up if you’re nice to me
this man has 3 of our 4 pillows on his half of the bed and still is asleep on my chest 🥹
accidental wet t shirt contest at work (I wore a light pink shirt on the hottest day of the heat wave)
if one more mf takes Jubilation Lee from me I’m going to commit a sin
doing community service by running down the big neighborhood hill with my big hairy tits out
clicking through my mans and I’s snap memories at work is NOT for the weak of pussy ⚠️⚠️ (my pussy is weak)
