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she/they/any discord: valerіe5 massive loser, also a splatoon player, will yap at a moments notice

rainbow six siege has this terrible ad i keep getting served and i only just found out that the ad doesnt link to the games website or a digital storefront, it links to the games twitch page

streets are saying TPC is an incompetent company incapable of developing software that functions reliably, designing a balanced game, maintaining a safe venue for events, treating its community fairly or even just following the law so nothing new out of this years pokemon world championships

sometimes i have an idea for a musing to post, but im incapable of just hitting post without overanalysing what i wrote, and im also the type of person to "um actually" other peoples posts, so i just poke holes in my own post until i just hit cancel instead

randomly remembering that mario kart world had to patch in its gimmick the point was "drive on walls to go faster" and they didnt make sure driving on walls made you go faster the world record on the course where they initially showed off that you could drive on walls just drove in a straight line

i reached floor 400 (danger level 200) of bottomless buffet!! whether you'd consider that a third, two fifths, or halfway to the end of bottomless, im pretty happy with my work i could probably go a bit further (but not that much further with this build) but id rather stick to a clean number :p

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its kinda funny that splatoon raiders isnt built for max speed dash bomb ive dashed through a steel eels without taking damage and slammin lids without triggering them, multiple times idk how to trigger it consistently though

pokemon friends isnt like... difficult by any means, but its fun trying to optimise the puzzles to get high scores that being said, i got my record of 450 almost a year ago and only just reached that score for a second time TODAY idk if i even want to beat it, its a nice number

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POV: you just won a bottomless buffet set in the late 300s, got floor 99 as your first sublevel, and your third sublevel was one with a preset strong arms (and another strong arms spawned alongside the first wave) for a total of four strong arms, and you just opened the treasure chest

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splatoon raiders you gotta let us decline help requests i dont want to be stuck in purgatory for 20 minutes against desshurt with two people that arent hitting the weak spots i dont want to go through 10 sublevels in great salmonid mess hall again and im all burnt out of huge crystal dungeons

i know comic book fans scream and cry about adaptations altering the source material, but they really dont change enough because most of the source material is antiquated nonsense im still waiting for the day a mainstream superhero movie actually creates an original villain or storyline

ok well im one rhythm game away (remix 20, duh) from getting all night mode perfects and 100%ing solo mode but I just realised I want the drum lessons trophy first so i can get a perfect matching screenshot with the frontside screenshot

i remember begging for explo with dart/ inkjet until the closest weapon to explo (tristringer) got that exact kit and i said. Ok Well I Dont Want To Learn TriStringer

if like more than 1 and a half people (thank you btw) were interested in my daily rhythm heaven stuff id be terrified to continue because i have some extremely controversial opinions on certain beloved and beloathed rhythm games down the line

tricolor turf war would be saveable if: - on every map, defenders spawn is at least <50% the size of attackers spawn - you could select up to two weapons when queuing, one for each side - attackers with two weapons in the same matchmaking range never match together

people have a really warped sense of reality from social media (obviously) but like its crazy that people think palworld hurt pokemons bottom line at all or that the GTA 6 leaks will cause even a single fan to cancel their preorder