What did I even do?

💰𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑮𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒚 𝑴𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕👑@greedymerchantrp.bsky.social · 2y ago

@hiscalmingwaves.bsky.social Slap ! :[

I love Dave

𝑨𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒆... 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒃𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒑, 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒗𝒆... 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕. #SFWRp #Rp #OCRp #MultiverseRP #GreedyShop

I want to eat him. . like how that animatronic ate that kid that one time.

// fnaf rp/parody acc starter pack go.bsky.app/6pis5Ae Ask me to join if you're a FNAF RP/Parody acc character and I'll let you in

Um. Good morning. Has anyone seen Dave?

⠀ mithrandir. permanent starter call && . interaction call ! ⠀

@emilydinner.bsky.social I definitely have a complaint. There's dog shit in the pizza’s

Do you even get paid at all? You don't look like you work, or at least you don't seem to be doing a good job.

𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚@bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 2y ago

*loona folds her arms as she hangs upside by the foot in a tree in the human world with this face* I don't get paid enough for this shit . . .

Just found dog shit in the pizza.

I'm annoyed that grumpy Trey is kinda cute #twst

Dave. wait, lunchly? . . . Is it popular with kids? ( * maybe they could give that out at the pizzeria to get kids. . * )

// have to play the games again. thank god for the wiki, and shit I'll play them again later 🍊🧡

I was forced to be here to keep an eye on Dave. This place seems interesting, to say the least. { 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘬1𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘵. 𝘖𝘳 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘨𝘨𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 }

Hello, Old Sport.

❛❛ 𝘕𝘰𝘸. 𝘎𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 ❞

Stares.

Ortho :3c@dyingflame.bsky.social · 2y ago

If the wifi randomly stops working it was not my fault

A small child walks over, holding a three-headed stuffed dog. Cerberus. He looks up at you and throws the toy at your face, giggling happily.

“Pup!” “ pup!” he flailed his little arms

His Rebirth@techieg0d.bsky.social · 2y ago

"What would you want to play baby bro?"

happy baby. still holding onto the hair though “Play?”

His Rebirth@techieg0d.bsky.social · 2y ago

He pulls it out then summons a pacifier to stick into his mouth. "There."

“?” more hair pulling. That is before it was in the Childs mouth as a chew toy. . Or something

His Rebirth@techieg0d.bsky.social · 2y ago

Lucky what he pulled was flames, so it wasn't too bad. "Ortho..."

He smiled at him, reached up, and gripped his hair, pulling some out with a little squeal. Idia was in for a handful ・💧

His Rebirth@techieg0d.bsky.social · 2y ago

Took no time before he scooped him up. "Ortho..."

@techiegod.bsky.social A toddler just sits there Staring at him. He is surrounded by potion bottles and books.

“ I need to eat those again. .”

Ortho :3c@dyingflame.bsky.social · 2y ago

Cable cords 💖🍽️❤️💖❤️✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

“ that could actually work! Thank you ~★”

Angry pissed off chair@pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 2y ago

Yeesh...no one respects the old school relationship advice smh... Well uhhhhhhh let's see hmmm... Bitches love cats, get a cat and you'll definitely pull some bitches

“ that. . Seems like something big brother would say *💧 Also uh anything else?”

Angry pissed off chair@pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social · 2y ago

Alright relationship expert over here and professional gay man that is a chair over here, alright what you need to do is walk up the them , stare them in the eyes and yell "WANT TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE I HAVE GAMES" and you'll INSTANTLY win them over just like that, trust me it's scientific

“ how do you get a boyfriend?”