mama... 🥺

❴ so real, lebanne. ❵

　zorua.... my kiki....

Pokémon Day Bot@pokemondaybot.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Good morning! It is now May 7th in Japan, which means it is Primeape Day ( #オコリザルの日 ) and Zorua Day ( #ゾロアの日 )!

I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a fuck about your opinion of me.

　it's big archeron day.

Pokémon Day Bot@pokemondaybot.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Good morning! It is now May 6th in Japan, which means it is Mudkip Day ( #ミズゴロウの日 ) and Pangoro Day ( #ゴロンダの日 )!

　:(

　aww :(

　i'm scared.

　heh ✨✨

　i couldn't risk getting dragged in the ground again...

　—AAAHHH I'M HERE I'M HERE.ᐟ.ᐟ

　dragging me away to the asylum (market)...........

　y... yes ma'am.

　FUUUCCCKKKKKKKK.ᐟ

　what are those certain things...

　silky please don't lock me up i have trauma being confined in one place please silky silky you're so nice and beautiful and kind please don't lock me inside the hotel

　y... yes ma'am. ❴ chat how did she get scary. ❵

　go be on that disciplinary probation, old man.

　imagine being on probation. COULD NEVER BE ME.

　lmao could never be me.

flower⠀𑁍⠀girl PUT ME ON THE WALL OF SHAME

flower⠀𑁍⠀girl help lmao blow up esther and me

　what the fuck are you adults talking about.

flower⠀𑁍⠀girl speaking of getting up early. fuckass final and having to go in person. whatever. it's quite easy.

　all day, everyday #samurottsaturday and #samurottsunday

　got on the call with my fishsticks, he's a trooper and oldie. sent his cake to alola and hopefully my baby likes it 🥺

Pokémon Day Bot@pokemondaybot.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Good morning! It is now May 3rd in Japan, which means it is Samurott Day ( #ダイケンキの日 )!

❴ spawning in with a decked out samurott cake. smug as fuck. ❵

❴ enthusiastic thumbs up. running off. ❵

　it's samurott day, lance man. lock in.