My eyes hurt so I can't wear contacts. My eyelashes touch my glasses if they aren't curled, so I used mascara. Now I am rubbing my eyes because they hurt. My mascara is running like I'm an extra in a bank robbery scene.
Robin Hitchcock
@hitchdied.bsky.social
I am not a British singer-songwriter. YET. Number One Movie in America podcast co-host. Pittsburgh Film Critics Association member. she/her
The thrill of finding the 100 Years... 100 Movies broadcast on YouTube... the agony of finding out Woody Allen is the second-worst person to have done talking heads for it
Missouri please save yourselves and my in-laws
Abby Olcese@abbyolcese.bsky.social · yesterdayDon't forget to vote today! Missourians: Vote no on amendments 4 and 5!! They suck!
I genuinely thought we were done with this... We will never be free
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2d agoLOS ANGELES (AP) — ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ scores opening weekend record with $360 million, topping ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
I made "medium screen" happen. This is Rob's Influence
Robin Hitchcock@hitchdied.bsky.social · 3d agoSaw What's Up Doc on the medium screen with @mikerhodes.bsky.social and it was such a joy to share that laughter with strangers. Especially liked being able to tell who had already seen the film by the anticipatory laughter ahead of some of the best bits. What a picture!
When I am empress, "Are you sure you want to exit [streaming app]?" will be outlawed
Also someone in the audience said "aw, poor guy" when the cement man's work was ruined. I love the cinema!!
Robin Hitchcock@hitchdied.bsky.social · 3d agoSaw What's Up Doc on the medium screen with @mikerhodes.bsky.social and it was such a joy to share that laughter with strangers. Especially liked being able to tell who had already seen the film by the anticipatory laughter ahead of some of the best bits. What a picture!
Collin just pointed out a poorly-hidden-pregnancy on a sitcom
Pittsburgh friends, Row House is playing this in the evening all week. You have no excuses not to go!
Robin Hitchcock@hitchdied.bsky.social · 3d agoSaw What's Up Doc on the medium screen with @mikerhodes.bsky.social and it was such a joy to share that laughter with strangers. Especially liked being able to tell who had already seen the film by the anticipatory laughter ahead of some of the best bits. What a picture!
Saw What's Up Doc on the medium screen with @mikerhodes.bsky.social and it was such a joy to share that laughter with strangers. Especially liked being able to tell who had already seen the film by the anticipatory laughter ahead of some of the best bits. What a picture!
Women wearing knight armor That's it That's the skeet
Gotta edit my show but I'm having one of those rare days where I *don't* love the sound of my own voice?
Collin put on Troy (2004) and I am finding even more reasons to like The Odyssey (2026)
Wikipedia should pop up "Are you sure?" when you click on the Personal Life section of any white man over 50
I tried to watch A Quiet Place Day One but I simply could not handle that much cat in peril
need everyone to hear the sound heidi klum just made on the latest episode of project runway
Parsnips looked good at the grocery store and I have too much cauliflower in the fridge so it is ROASTED VEGGIE SOUP TIME summer be damned
I can't play this game because as a white feminist I both desperately want to include "womanism" and also know I should not. SO... EGOT x 5 I guess
Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d agoFind the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
I know my bad mood is downstream of hormones and pain but this knowledge is not improving my mood
I like to sound MEGA OLD by saying "look it up, dear!" like the Encyclopedia Britannica commercial
Mark Harris@markharris.bsky.social · 2w agoI'm actually fine with sounding old.
Had one of those awful "everyone is mad at you" dreams and now I don't want to go back to sleep but also I need more sleep
I feel so so bad for everyone who was supposed to take the Bar in Washington... But also hope many of them take this as a sign. You can't undo the mistake of going to law school, but you CAN live a happy life if you walk away now!
Regular reminder that no one cares if you think someone is a good or bad actor when the subject is "this actor rapes teenagers"
Babies are less effective than cats when you are looking for a living being to use as a makeshift heat pad
Past-me put the clean laundry on the bed to force Present-me to put it away properly, but Present-me doesn’t negotiate with terrorists and moved it onto the chair.