you know what they say ── all work and no fun, makes anton zeck a dull guy .ᐟ
i suppose so. it is also a time of *rest and getting things *done. i am shocked you have time to .. party.
─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ
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𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗪𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝙈𝙀, 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 ── .ᐟ WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
you know what they say ── all work and no fun, makes anton zeck a dull guy .ᐟ
i suppose so. it is also a time of *rest and getting things *done. i am shocked you have time to .. party.
thanks . i worked hard on that one . [ 💀 . ]
…That’s certainly a greeting.
girl, of COURSE i am .ᐟ late night's prime partyin' time .
( 💧 ) ah .. bebop . i didn't expect you to be awake this late ..
elysia 🩷 ugh this neck / shoulder pain is kiIIing me dude, it's been bothering me since last night
yo, yo ── if you guys ever wanna win against baby ivan in rock paper scissors, ALWAYS choose paper . just trust me on this one .
hoooo, snap - DIZZLE . them turtles almost made bacon outta me, yo .ᐟ.ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝗪𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦, 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐘 𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑫 . 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝗕𝗢𝗪 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝑴𝑬 ... 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 ...
ᅠ ᅠ 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝗙𝗘𝗔𝗥 𝑴𝑬 ... 「 * 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 」.
ᅠ ᅠ 𝑺𝐎 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 ...
ᅠ ᅠ ── 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝑻𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑬, 「 * 𝘾𝙐𝙏 𝙊𝙉𝘾𝙀 」 .
[ the cavalry has arrived .ᐟ but very silently and stealthily ... the footbots, while sticking to the shadows, are looking for something to distract the delucas with ── while zeck, cloaked by his invisibility device, sneaks up behind ekaterina and waits for his chance to try to get her out . ( + )
——++ already being ripped to shreds by her own cybernetics . ] [ it seems that , for now , this line of questioning is over . ]
you got it, shredman .ᐟ.ᐟ pew, pew .... [ he hits the finger gvns . ] ... yeah, you better bet i know where to go .ᐟ and even if i didn't, my piggy snout could have led us STRAIGHT there .ᐟ.ᐟ [ zeck presses a button while speaking, turning himself invisible . ] i'm outie 5000, then .ᐟ ~ ( + )
( + ) be of great usefulness . ... now that i have explained it to you ── [ he snaps his fingers ── a dozen footbots drop from the ceiling . ] take them, and go on . do not waste any time . i am quite certain you know where to find their warehouse .ᐣ
HEEEHEE .ᐟ.ᐟ [ as always, loud and extravagant with his entrances ── he struts up to saki proudly, almost as if he believed he owned the place . ] ... what's up, big BIG s .ᐣ heard you were dialin' for me .
[ it's some thirty minutes of silence before bradford returns with the mutant warthog . ] ... here he is, master . [ he bows to shredder, before grabbing xever by the wrist and pulling him out of the room ── much to the fish's dismay, of course . xever is protesting about it . ]
ᅠ ᅠ 𝓘 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝗣𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗗 . 𝐖𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐀 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝐀𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒 𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙇 ...
ᅠ ᅠ ... 𝐍𝐎 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 「 * 𝙑𝙄𝙏𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙊𝙐𝙎𝘼 」 .
[ knocking over a vase next to the reader . he's trying to prank them, with the help of his invisibility tech . 😭 ]
i don't gotta explain nothing to him if i do this ── [ he turns invisible and scurries away ── oh, he's going to HIDE it out . 😭 ]
[ SIGH . ] you’re explaining this to master shredder . [ grumble , grumble . shuffling to go peer at what could’ve possibly been broken . . . ]
maybe, if we JUUUUUST wait it out a little, they won't ── [ CRASH, SHATTER . followed by bradford yelling at xever . 💀 ] ... i think they broke something . [ YOU THINK . ]
[ gesturing vaguely to the empty socket where her prosthesis — USUALLY — is . ] your turn , zeck .
do we GOTTA ── i mean, listen to those two foolios .ᐟ they're REALLY into it . what if they break my sick goggles, yo .ᐣ.ᐟ
[ sigh . never a moment of peace . ] can someone go get those two before they destroy something expensive ?
ᅠ ᅠ 𝕯𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗨𝗟𝗧 𝐌𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑻𝑼𝑫𝑬𝑺 , 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ ... 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝑭𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑺 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 「 * 𝙁𝘼𝙏𝙀 」 .
ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧 .ᐟ 𝐖𝐄 𝑳𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑬𝑫 𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 . 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐌𝐄, 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙈𝙐𝙏𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 「 * 𝙃𝙄𝙈𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁 」 . 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆, 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ ... 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆𝙀𝘿 𝙊𝙁𝙁 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 .ᐟ
[ sitting on shredder's throne while he's away . sticking up a finger . ] i aM tHe sHreDdEr ── gEt mE cHeEsE . i mUsT sHreD iT . 🤓
okay, okay . yo, yo, yo . hol' up . CLEARLY, fly guy, you must have me mixed up with YOUR bebop . ✋️🙂↔️
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ── ... you muzzzt've gotten better about your hygiene . you don't zzzztink worse than a sewer anymore .ᐟ.ᐟ
NOBODY IN THIS DANG CLAN KNOWS HOW TOO COOK AND BAKE YO WHAT THE HELL