HJA
@hjacreates.bsky.social
Millennial. Doodler. Creatively projecting by moonlight. She/her | 🏳️🌈 Author: http://www.Patreon.com/itshja
I am invoking the magical phone tree to help me get this new job that I applied for today.
You know. I expect slop commercials in my little Mobile games. Not so much on hbo max
I can’t even do anything. Ever have those weeks where it felt like A WEEK?
Horrifyingly creative 👌 #art #painting #sculpture #creepy IG: @tanya
Apparently I’m a regular at this bagel shop since the people here have told me “you debate all the time, just get the garlic bagel.”
I hate the fact that there are people who believe costume = consent.
I feel like I should write a book: Leave a Message at the Beep: What to do when you’re divine and still need to pay rent Summary: a tour of divination systems and helpful anecdotes on how to not let universe steamroll you all day.
AAAA @neesi.bsky.social TYSM FOR THIS ADORABLE SURPRISE FROM THIS LOVELY PURCHASE‼️‼️TTOTT💖💖💖👼 I HAVE BEEN ENDED BY THE CUTEST LIL BBY‼️༼ಢ_ಢ༽ also everyone should read Neesi published #comic #GL comic Before You Go!💗🧡 it's available on CF, but i will go ahead + link to the physical purchase below! 😁⬇️🧵
The Marc Curse?! AW complains to Marc... (Also, I took AW's sona from EC extras, and they were quite a while ago, so forgive me if it's not consistent to how you look now ashfkldgjfkl😭🙏💦)
Eden Complex (🏳️⚧️🤖📿 webcomic)@edencomplex.bsky.social · 2mo agome struggleboomping this week's post reminds me of the time i was struggleboomping this post 🤔... ...mainfeature!Marc u r the culprit 🙂↕️🫵💦 (punishment 4 ur sins i suppose 💥🔨😤)
I threaten @cranebones.bsky.social in person and everyone is uncomfortable
Someone ask @cranebones.bsky.social if he can explain the difference between lilac, lavender, and periwinkle
Also tom holland and zendaya are this generation’s Freddie prinze jr and Sarah Michelle cellar. Pass it on
Tragedy: making a perfect cup of coffee after three hours of sleep and leaving it at home
Tired (tm) femme seeks stone butch for flirting and emotional cuddling with moments of absolutely filthy messaging. Must like cats and willing to hold space for emotional processing and creative whining. DM me
“HJA, why is hundred schools not updated?” Good question, reader! I’m fucking exhausted. That’s it. That’s the reason. I have a full time job that drains the living fuck out of me.
Also I miss dark history with Bailey Sarian but I get it - we’re living in fake histories
Can someone tell Carly Rae Jepsen that her song (“i really like you “) is adorable and wholesome? Thank you
Not saying it’s hot but I’m pretty sure I saw some hobbits on my way home