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You changed our lives, Gordon. I'd like to think it was for the better. And I don't know what's going to happen to us once you exit the game for good. But I know we'll never forget you. I hope you won't forget us.
I'm distracted by this big gun I have. I love it!
do you need a chicken hat? if you die enough times i give you a chicken hat :)
Where are we— I thought we were going to the Lambda Lab, NOT THE ASS DEPARTMENT
I read through all seven-thousand, two-hundred and seventy-one pages of the nuclear... guidelines... uh... document, and that's not in there!
I'm not nervous! I'm perfectly okay! I am perfectly healthy! AND SMART.
Tommy. You hangin' in there, Tommy? Little bit of emotional support?
They're all wrinkly and nasty like Kurt Vonnegut, I think we should call these Vonneguts!
i found a torrent of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on this computer.
I had a wife, but they took her in the divorce!
there are no— there are no, mmh, predetermined deaths.