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Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine

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Hold Me Too Tight is a Batman/Joker zine featuring more than 140 pages of fanworks. Preorders open June 7. https://hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com/

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Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3w ago

🥁 HMTT's leftover funds will be split between: PCRF and ILRC. 🚨 And if you'd like to increase our donations, the store has reopened for PDF-only preorders! hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com ⬅️ #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine

Hold Me Too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine. PDF Preorders Reopened! (Digital Only) hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com. All profits to be donated to: Palestine Children's Relief Fund and Immigrant Legal Resource Center.

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Preorders are officially over. Thanks to everyone for your support! 🦇💖🃏 As noted, shipping is planned for 2 months from now. Keep an eye on our socials for updates, including when PDF-only preorders resume. #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

⏰‼️The storefront closes in less than 10 hours, at 11 pm (US Eastern). PDF-only preorders will resume in the near future, but this is your last chance to get a physical bundle! hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com ⬅️🦇🃏 #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine

Hold Me Too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine. LAST CALL. hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The clock is ticking down! Get your preorders in before the shop closes TOMORROW NIGHT, July 5, at 11 pm (US Eastern). hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com 🦇🃏 #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

Hold Me Too Tight: Batjokes Zine 2026. Preorders end tomorrow, July 5th. GET IT FAST!

Joker: Did you order the batjokes zine, Batsy?
Batman: *gulp*

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Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Another collab by Akairo and Jaco to remind you that you have TWO DAYS left to get your preorders in by 11 pm (US Eastern) on Sunday, July 5! hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com 🦇🃏 #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

Batman and Joker embrace in an homage to Klimt's "The Kiss." Batman wears a flower crown and Joker holds a bouquet with dynamite in the center.

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Unveiling our washi tape design! Good for hanging doodles, flagging evidence, scrapbooking schemes... Included in the Darling, Sweetie, and Oops! bundles. Preorder by July 5! hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com 💣 #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine

Hold Me Too Tight. Merch Reveal. 1.5-cm Washi Tape. Two strips of tape show chibi Joker and Batman in chases, fights, and smooches. https://hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com/

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

A friendly reminder from contributor Akairo that there are THREE DAYS left for your preorder! The shop will close on July 5 at 11 pm (US Eastern time). hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com ⬅️ #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

Hold Me Too Tight. Preorders end July 5th. Made in collaboration with 9 writers and 26 artists. Over 140 pages of exclusive batjokes art! Includes 3-fold-out, removable, double-sided prints. Choose from our many bundles. Physical book, stickers, pins, keychains, bookmarks and more are available! (Bundle prices vary.) hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The preorder period ends in just FIVE DAYS! Shop closes on July 5 at 11 pm, Gotham Time (Eastern Time, US). Act now to ensure you'll get your hands on one of our many offerings. hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com 🦇🃏 #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Look alive, folks! You have just one more week to put in a preorder for the batjokes zine! If you want to get your hands on a bundle, visit our shop by July 5. hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com 🦇🃏 #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

Hold Me Too Tight.
One week left for preorders.
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Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

If you'd like these lil guys on a purple lens cloth to clean your glasses, phone screen, or what not, the cloth is included in all bundles with merch. 😉 hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com

えつき@echiki-y.bsky.social · 3mo ago

バトジョアンソロのメガネ拭きの素材用に描いたバトジョ、気に入ってる👓

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

There are 11 days left to put in your preorder for Hold Me Too Tight! hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com 🎇 Don't miss out. You know how cranky that one Robin is from just missing a few birthdays. #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

26 Artists! 9 Writers! Buncha Merch! 1 Zine! Hold Me too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine. Preorders Open Thru July 5.

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

There's still time to tell your dad you preordered him the Darling Bundle for Father's Day. hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com 🦇🃏 #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

Hold Me Too Tight: A Batjokes Zine

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Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

It takes more than one artist to get Joker ready for a very special day, which brings us to our last (but not least) contributor, Akairo! 🔔Preorders are OPEN thru July 5! hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com ⬅️ #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine

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Hold Me Too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine.
Joker cradles Batman's bloodied face as Batman looks back at him with hooded eyes.
Artist: Akairo.
Preorders Open June 7.

えつき @echiki-y.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I’m so happy to have participated in this Batjokes anthology! 🦇🃏 hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com It’s truly an honor to be part of such an amazing project 🖤💜 I contributed illustrations and some merch designs. Any proceeds from sales of this anthology will be donated to a good cause.

Hold Me Too Tight: A Batjokes Zine

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Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Ooh, in today's preview, Jaco's helped get Joker all gussied up for a special event. 💐 Preorders are now OPEN thru July 5. hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com ⬅️ #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

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Hold Me Too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine.
Holding a bouquet, Joker looks back over his shoulder with an open-mouthed grin. He's wearing pink make-up and dangly heart earrings.
Artist: Jaco.
Preorders Open June 7.

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

The multiverse is invading Bruce's sleep now! But @fractualized.bsky.social sure makes this Jack fellow sound like the man of his dreams... 🧨Preorders are now OPEN thru July 5. hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com ⬅️ #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine

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Hold Me Too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine.
“I shouldn’t have— I was stupid, and—”
“You were wonderful,” Jack says, blunt, sure. He hasn’t blinked, pupils blown wide. The green of his eyes is bright, jarring, and Bruce hears echoes of the screeching in the subway.
He shakes his head, looks away. His gaze falls on the bearded man. “We should report this to—”
“Take me home.”
Bruce looks back up. Jack is still mesmerized, even though Bruce could have done better, could have taken those thugs out in a whirlwind if he practiced enough. But Jack doesn’t care about speed. That’s not what he enjoyed, made clear when he lifts Bruce’s hand and presses the aching knuckles to his cheek. And Bruce knows the life they’re building isn’t supposed to accommodate this— a good man doesn’t operate on fear— but Jack isn’t afraid.
Writer: Fractualized.
Preorders Open June 7.

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A quiet, somber moment, courtesy of DeadHard022. 🎉Preorders are now OPEN thru July 5. hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com ⬅️ #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

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Hold Me Too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine.
Batman and Joker stand together. Batman looks at Joker somberly, while Joker looks at something out of view with a sad smile and a tear trailing down his cheek.
Artist: DeadHard022.
Preorders Open June 7.

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Batman's work is inherently hands-on, but he really gets into it with Joker, as Bammboolin shows us. 🎆Preorders are now OPEN thru July 5. hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com ⬅️ #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

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Hold Me Too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine.
With gritted teeth, Batman throttles a grinning Joker above a city street.
Artist: Bammboolin.
Preorders Open June 7.

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Joker's thrilled to see loserwlw dig into what he's angling for from his Bat King. 🎊Preorders are now OPEN thru July 5. hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com ⬅️ #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

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Hold Me Too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine.
When Joker opens his eyes, Batman looks large and omnipotent in the darkness of Joker’s cell, glaring down on him like a malevolent deity, a cruel God ready to thrust punishment upon all His sinners. Joker’s God. His Bat. His Bat would never try to pick apart his brain like this; he would hurt, punish, draw blood. Break his bones and bruise his skin and knock out his teeth.
Despite the almighty appearance, Joker knows that Batman is here for something Joker cannot give him. A reason. Collaboration. Something that Batman can use to understand. Just like the night before.
Understand. Batsy’s word of the week, it seems. The thing is, Joker doesn’t like an understanding and forgiving God. He doesn’t believe in repentance. Joker prefers his celestial deities as unwaveringly brutal and unforgiving. Harsh and tyrannical. Not… this.
Writer: loserwlw.
Preorders Open June 7.

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

@powerbottomjoker.bsky.social gets us up close with Joker's impatience as he waits on his Bat. 🤸Preorders are now OPEN thru July 5. hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com ⬅️ #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

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Hold Me Too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine.
Holding a gun, Joker presses his hands against a window and frowns as he looks out.
Artist: Powrbottomjoker.
Preorders Open June 7.

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Bruce is a guy with clown on the brain, as demonstrated by Annsti. 🎈Preorders are now OPEN thru July 5. hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com ⬅️ #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

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Hold Me Too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine.
His eyes bright green, Batman looks downward off frame with several Jokers surrounding him. One caresses Batman's face and another rests his head on Batman's shoulder.
Artist: Annsti.
Preorders Open June 7.

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Did Bruce somehow forget running into his nemesis, or is this @dracze.bsky.social providing a vision of what could be... ✨Preorders are now OPEN thru July 5. hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com ⬅️ #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

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Hold Me Too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine.
Joker’s still giggling as Bruce stalks over to the windows and pulls the curtains down, all of them, one by one until he blocks out the last of Barcelona’s warm, inviting twinkle that’s so unlike Gotham. Only then, safe in the musky darkness that reeks of old takeaway and pizza boxes and unwashed laundry, with a city that isn’t theirs firmly shut out, does he turn to Joker.
The decision comes to him quickly. He doesn’t hesitate.
“Come on,” he barks at Joker, hauling him up by his cuffed hands.
Joker never stops giggling, soft and manic, tears trickling down his face as Bruce drags him across the carpets and wood paneling to the ensuite. He barely reacts when Bruce uncuffs him, only to re-cuff his hands around the narrow stretch of unconcealed pipe behind the toilet.
“You’re going to stay here,” Bruce tells him, “and you’re going to be quiet.”
Writer: Dracze.
Preorders Open June 7.

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

In Stew's piece, we get to intrude on a friendly little chat between the Bat and the Clown. 🎈Preorders are now OPEN thru July 5. hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com ⬅️ #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

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Hold Me Too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine.
Surprised, Joker is bent backwards with Batman's hands on his shoulders, as Batman looks down at his face and says, "I won't kill you."
Artist: Stew.
Preorders Open June 7.

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

In Lilian's piece, Joker is as appreciative of Batsy's heroic instincts as usual. 🚨Preorders are now OPEN thru July 5. hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com ⬅️ (reposted to fix link 🫣) #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

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Hold Me Too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine.
“What’s the point of a good old kidnapping if you won’t even bother to entertain me?” Joker whines. It’s the first time he seems uncomfortable. “Like whyyyyyy are we here if you won’t even molest me?”
Batman stares back at him stoically. For the first time since Joker has woken up, he shuts up for more than a few seconds. Joker licks his lips.
“Alright, stop me if you’ve heard this one, but a Catwoman, a Clown and a Stupid Idiot in a Bat Costume walk into a bar—”
Fine. Perhaps only the basics. They probably don’t allow him to watch the news in Arkham since that time with the wig.
“One of the mayoral candidates promised that if he got the majority of the votes, he’d publicly execute what he views as the biggest threat to Gotham City’s safety. You.”
Joker blinks, his surprise quickly transitioning to delighted, boastful laughs. Batman can’t suppress a growl.
Writer: Lilian.
Preorders Open June 7.

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Today, we can see the fellas get a little cerebral in a work by Clownpuncher. ‼️Preorders are now OPEN thru July 5. hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com ⬅️ #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

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Hold Me Too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine.
A brightly colored rendition of Joker looking down with a big smile, his brain superimposed and lined in red.
Artist: Clownpuncher.
Preorders Open June 7.

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Another mystery document on Bruce's hard drive, from the mind of @blackbatsx.bsky.social, hinting at the lamentations of a lovelorn clown. :( Preorders are now OPEN thru July 5. hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com⬅️ #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine

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Hold Me Too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine.
Joker gives Mike his best innocent smile, knowing that it will probably annoy him more than put him at ease. Joker’s not here to kill anyone. Scouts honor! I promise! He figures Mike has seen his fair share of sordid characters come into his place of business. People who sit down and go on and on about whatever’s on their mind, venting to whoever will pay them any attention. With this bar located in the not so pristine and shiny part of Gotham City, Joker can guess he’s not the first villain to venture inside.
So what if his kill count is higher than the tab he’s running right now?
I’m a paying customer and I demand some respect!
“Go ahead, Mike, hit me again.” He smiles again, nudging his empty glass forward.
Mike pours him another two fingers. Joker grabs the glass and swigs it fast, and the hot burn of the liquid tingles down his throat. He wishes he could burn what he’s feeling right out of his brain. Burn Batman.
Writer: blackbatsx.
Preorders Open June 7.

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

When it comes to Batsy, Joker only has sweet, angelic thoughts, as @maple-chuuu.bsky.social shows us. ⬇️Preorders are now OPEN thru July 5.⬇️ hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

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Hold Me Too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine.
A close-up on Joker's face over Batman's shoulder as they embrace. A hint of red is left behind by Joker's fingers on the cape.
Artist: Maple.
Preorders Open June 7.

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

🎉🃏HMTT preorders are now LIVE🦇🎉 Cover collaboration by @frijolebean.bsky.social (sketch), @kailjoi.bsky.social (lineart/text), Sofie (render), and @powerbottomjoker.bsky.social (render). Offerings threaded below! #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Murds captures a scenario that appears in a surprising number of GCPD incident reports. Preorders open tomorrow on June 7! #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

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Hold Me Too Tight: A Batman/Joker Fanzine.
A close-up of Joker's face as he's half-dressed with one batarang sticking out of his bleeding eye and another from his chest.
Artist: Murds.
Preorders Open June 7.

Hold Me Too Tight - Batjokes Fanzine @hmttbatjokeszine.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Holy preparations, Batman! Is Clock King pulling a scheme, or do preorders actually open tomorrow?! Grapple the guns! Whoopie the cushions! All henches on deck! #batjokes #batjokeszine #joker #thejoker #batman #brucewayne #batmanxjoker #hmttzine #fanzine

Batman grasping Joker's lapel while Joker hooks his arm around Batman's neck, gripping a knife. Red X's are graffiti'd over Batman's eyes and a frown over his mouth. Hold Me TOMORROW: a Batman/Joker fanzine. ONE MORE DAY!! BUY 2 MAKE A BATMAN MAD!! https://hmttbatjokeszine.bigcartel.com/