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I dunno. Northerner who left London for Yorkshire.
Blonde Michael Portillo is the most unsettling Michael Portillo.
The channel 4 app on my tv has an hilarious flaw. It keeps freezing. But only during the ads, for the duration of the ads.
Sigh. The sky is very dark here. I was planning outdoor jobs today. Ah well.
Stop calling this racist prick an "anti-migrant activist". He's a right-wing fash wanker.
Channel 4 News@channel4news.bsky.social · last wk.Daniel Thomas: Anti-migrant activist arrested after dinghy slashed in Channel
My dog loves chasing flies. Leaps after them from a standing start. Occasionally, even catches one. Anyway, a fly just landed on me without me noticing. The dog, on the other hand, did.
Good news. My massive tool has arrived.
Hmwhatnow@hmwhatnow.bsky.social · 2w agoWaiting on a massive tool to be delivered.
Waiting on a massive tool to be delivered.
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Morning. Got up at 7.15. It is now 8.11 and my dog is on his third nap.
A team of yoyo, erm, athletes, maybe, sponsored by Coca-Cola, came and did a demonstration in one of our assemblies. Still no idea why.
Andrew Male@andrewmale.bsky.social · 2w agoBizarre things that happened in your assembly: A neighbour of one of the teachers gave us a five-minute lecture about kwashiorkor which involved him reciting a list of his favourite words (yes, ‘kwashiorkor’ was one of them). Included the unforgettable phrase, “Diarrhoea, another beautiful word.”
Stop calling these racist arseholes protesters. It's not a protest. It's at the very least racial thuggery and harassment.
When I got my little bird bath in the garden, I had visions of little birds flitting in and out. Thrushes, tits, robins. What I get is chonky woodpigeons enjoying a soak.
Going to shit themselves when they find out about Gare d'Austerlitz.
fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · 2w agoI was an adult when I found out that the Battle of Waterloo did not take place at the rail station in London.
I never dreamt University Challenge could have a smugger host than Paxman, and yet here we are.
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Do the privileged dicks in Piddington know what a principality is? Who have they chosen as their sovereign prince?
I rather think the Archbishop's interfaith adviser is getting sacked on Monday.
Mark Wallace@wallaceme.bsky.social · 2w agoThe Archbishop of Canterbury has now withdrawn the award - seemingly explaining the error on the grounds that nobody at Lambeth Palace could use Google.
Good work from the provisional wing of Sports Direct, Danny Tommo's fuckwit army. They should hang their heads in shame, but they won't. They'll be back in Swindon and have not a care about lives lost at sea.
Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 2w agoPortsmouth RNLI lifeboat station off service after anti-migrant protest