Schmidt
@hnimntwo.bsky.social
i like video games, computers, homelabs and shitposting he/him | Columbus | 29
Good morning. I made sure the world was being perceived while you were asleep.
Smoking thst shit that brings the horrors back into my comprehension
Nothing makes you lose confidence in American manufacturing quite like working in American manufacturing
just got paid for corn I made. damn that feels cool as hell. I see why you farmers do it.
Godspeed You! Woke Moralists@dashwallkick.bsky.social · 2mo agojust got paid for porn I made. damn that feels cool as hell. I see why you girls do it.
honestly. either my gut is just goated or i got the shitless lettuce in my crunchwrap supreme that day
Schmidt@hnimntwo.bsky.social · 3mo agowtf do you mean theres a diarrhea epidemic in the midwest. i just wolfed down a crunchwrap supreme, a soft shell taco and bean burrito. i don't have infinite sick days dude
We might have got the diarrhea parasite from the same pile of shit and I think that’s beautiful
How it feels to learn about a crazy breaking news story before the nyt push alert gets sent out
wtf do you mean theres a diarrhea epidemic in the midwest. i just wolfed down a crunchwrap supreme, a soft shell taco and bean burrito. i don't have infinite sick days dude
honestly one of the best columbus life hacks i've found so far
Schmidt@hnimntwo.bsky.social · 5mo agothe parking garages in my city are so funny. you can prepay by event but only certain garages are available for each event, even if they are on the same day. youll get better rates and garages if you just choose the biggest event that day regardless if youre going to that one
There is something very “the indomitable human spirit” about a lone trumpet in an indie rock band. I will not elaborate.
are you a bad enough dude to become a cautionary tale told by your peers?
The Strokes show was easily one of the best concerts ive ever been to
Of course im the utmost expert in emotionally maiming myself but theres days like today where even i impress myself how good i am
i've started saying dawg as a vocal stim and i need to stop before something bad happens
There is something very “the indomitable human spirit” about a lone trumpet in an indie rock band. I will not elaborate.
Just gonna bombard myself with stimuli using an unhinged double feature and see what sticks
the closest imax theater to me is infested with bedbugs. how can this happen man
can you imagine running into ramaswamy at a music festival against your will while youre absolutely blasted? terrifying thinking it could have happened to me