from now on calling spongebob SBSP like he’s a crown prince of a petro state
hobs
@hobs.bsky.social
master of the house, doling out the charm mookie.click
never want to pack again for a trip want to arrive at my destination naked like the terminator t-800 then confront a small group of punks near the griffith observatory and take their clothes
not smart enough to follow @pablo.show need a companion show that dumbs it down like mother bird to her baby birds ie the “we chew up pt finds out & spit it into your mouth” show
lo, the tundra swan! with its beak like tar, and its honk like chimes
seafood restaurant on a pier, buncha guys with lines in and one simple barbecue grill that's built into the concrete of the pier it’s 800 miles out in the middle of the atlantic good luck getting a reservation
is modern fitness sleeping on one of the key exercises that transforms your pipsqueak body into superman?
walking about the house saying lamine yamal lamine yamal lamine yamal over and over and over again
canadian tux is denim but a greenlandian tux is polytetrafluoroethylene (a synthetic polymer made entirely of carbon and fluorine atoms that’s stretched out to create a microporous waterproof membrane)
pronouncing pages in a novel like andy pages on the dodgers but now unsure how to pronounce page like just one single page
sleeping on a waterbed filled with 235 gallons from the great salt lake
