First full week of school and we’ve moved to 5am alarms for mom/dad & 6am for the kids, all in hopes of mom/kids getting out the door around 7:15.
No Purpose Flour
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Hillbilly solutions for a desert age. Home mountains older than bones. Nick Millers realized potential. he/him
Not bad for a Thursday morning - Sunday afternoon timeline.
After a couple weeks of us including it in the Sunday movie night options 5yo has chosen Land Before Time for tonight’s viewing.
BREAKING DAD NEWS: Finished a giant box of 1/4” drywall anchors that I’ve had since probably 2016.
Damn, took a week off beers after vacation. And 3.5 beers tonight has me considering putting down the power tools for the evening.
Hot dads are using dry goods and cans to measure out the space between shelves in the new pantry layout.
No Purpose Flour@hodgepodge.bsky.social · 4d agoWelp, guess I get to fix/build out a new pantry this weekend.
So Arch can’t hit the broadside of a barn, got it.
Nick Baumgardner@nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 2d agoCam Coleman First-Team All-Mutant (I mean wtf is this srsly)
2yo wanted to try the salsa. Told him “no, it’s spicy.” 2yo insisted he try the salsa. Told him “no, it’s spicy.” 2yo threw a tantrum over not getting salsa. I relented. 2yo still crying over salsa, but for different reason.
Burger King better ask for a paternity test.
Spilly@spilly.bsky.social · 3d agoI did it. I plowed the Whopper.
Added some cold brew & half/half to the last of my Dr. Pepper. A+ Friday decision.
Haha, he’s what would happen if you combined Brian Kelly & Ed Orgeron in a lab.
PodKATT@podkatt.bsky.social · 3d agoLane Kiffin has moved the coach radio show from TJ Ribs, an old BR BBQ joint that bought Billy Cannon's Heisman trophy and has hosted the coach's show for decades, to a...pickleball court/restaurant. I can think of no more foreboding omen of the season ahead lsusports.net/news/2026/08...
Kindergarten first day drop-off went as smooth as it could. 5yo even offered to hold the hand of a kid that was not happy about the situation. Expecting major feelings release this evening.
Welp, guess I get to fix/build out a new pantry this weekend.
The lengths I would go to in order to ensure the kids have their favorite stuffy. This dude is a legit psychopath and should be treated as such.
Abby Vesoulis@abbyvesoulis.bsky.social · 5d agoNEW: Regarding the claims that Rep. Max Miller withheld his toddler's "blue bunny," I have some new screenshots suggesting there was a pattern of Miller not giving the bunny back. There were pleas from multiple people on multiple dates. (Thread: 1/8)
No wet, goes on dry, goes in dry. Mouth is wet, it doesn’t need more wet.
Uffdafuckingda@uffdada.bsky.social · 5d agoDo you wet the toothbrush then put on paste or put the paste on then wet? Which are you?
Go ahead and put Allegations on FSU’s schedule this season cause they ain’t beating them.
Matt Brown@mattbrown.bsky.social · 5d agoOkay this is a rare PR announcement that I'm suddenly very interested in. UTRGV has their own new gatorade like this...which other schools used to do? I want to know everything about the Rutgers knockoff Gatorade
First year Lane sneaking into the playoff then getting suffocated by Venables would be pretty entertaining.
On3 (Unofficial)@on3-mirror.bsky.social · 5d agoNEW: College Football Playoff Preseason Prediction via @AndyStaples🏆 Do you agree?🤔 https://www.on3.com/news/college-football-playoff-prediction-12-team-bracket-projection-for-2026-2/
This dude starts kindergarten on Thursday and that just doesn’t compute.
no cheating post your lock screen
Athens Grease@athensgrease.bsky.social · 6d agono cheating post your lock screen
This is what happens when Christmas keeps creeping into No Nut November’s season.
Brian Barrish@brianbarrish.bsky.social · 6d agoSomebody went to school to learn how to make graphics like this and gets paid to post them with a straight face.
Order a couch in May. No word after a couple weeks. Reach out to company, they say should ship late July, they’ll notify of changes. Hear nothing, get no shipping info. Follow up August 1. Hear back today that new “earliest estimate of arrival” is mid-October. Time to cancel and get a refund.