The Hog Crank
@hogcrank.bsky.social
BlueSky's most mid reply-guy (he/him)
Saw this show on Tuesday in Berkeley. This bit gave me chills.
WuTangIsForTheChildren@wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 3d agoJust when you think you couldn’t love David Byrne more he goes to the Hollywood Bowl playing "Life During Wartime" projecting ICE raids 🔥
Frank-n-Furter Sun Pennywise moon Wiiilderness Giiiirls rising
Claire Willett@clairewillett.bsky.social · 6d agoI have long believed that “what, to you, is Tim Curry’s definitive role” should replace Myers-Briggs, the enneagram and H*gwarts houses as our primary societal methodology for sorting categories of people I am a Frank-N-Furter sun with a Van Helsing moon and a Long John Silver rising
Google News serving up bait for @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com , @jane.meangirls.online & @tgk.bsky.social
Reacher knows that Albanians put ketchup on their pizza but doesn't recognize Gritty?
Way back in the 1900s I wrote a paper for a college English class where we were supposed to come up with a controversial premise. Mine was "The Onion and The Daily Show are more reliable and respectable than mainstream news outlets."
Kath Barbadoro@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 3w agoWhat is the most vindicated you have be ever been for a hot take
Pluzanne Cishet was my first Bluesky user name. Way back in the invite code days.
Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · 3w ago
Saw the Depp "Ebenezer" trailer before Spider-Man last night. Truly repulsive.
Something that really made my heart hurt on a recent rewatch...Brandon Lee in the early/flashback scenes of The Crow (before he's killed) reminds me sooo much of Jeff Buckley.
This is why I only post pics of myself looking like shit
cluesan al-gaib@clueless.bsky.social · last mo.girls gays and theys posting thirst traps is a public service, but cishet men posting thirst traps is a red flag
I forgot maybe my favorite moment in Twin Peaks was in this episode. One of the most beautiful moments in the entirety of David Lynch's career
My Son Was Standing There
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jordan!@jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · last mo.Spent the day watching vintage racing through a park on a beautiful day, watched Argentina choke right at the finish, and now I get to watch the season 2 premiere of twin peaks on a big screen thanks to my local theatre
I came up with a joke about Narcissus and it was probably the funniest thing ever uttered.
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist@nameshiv.bsky.social · 2mo agoI came up with a joke about Sisyphus but I kept having to start over
"Here’s where we address the white horse in the room: the performance of top-billed stars Sheryl Lee and Ray Wise as Laura and Leland. They are, without qualification, the two best film performances I’ve ever seen in my life." He's right and he should say it.
Sean T. Collins@seantcollins.com · 2mo agoI wrote about Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, cinema's greatest resurrection of the dead, for @popheist.com.
A load-bearing moment at the core of the Twin Peaks experience
A Whole Damn Town!@im.a.whole.damn.town · 2mo agoTwin Peaks: Twin Peaks high school, hallway interior with dancing student.
Attempting to attract Twitter users by comparing BlueSky to Argentina. Nice.
Bluesky@bsky.app · 2mo agoBluesky launched in February 2023 as an invite-only platform. As of June 2026, we have 45 million users. For reference, that's almost the population of Argentina. Thank you for being here with us 💙 Here’s to the next 45 million accounts.
Dr. Manhattan voice* It is 1991. I am spending my fuck around money on cards depicting Marvel characters...
I see a lot of people doing the "I want that for us" thing with this like, man...we have laws on the books already that should be stopping this shit. The laws aren't the problem.
POLITICO Europe@politico.eu · 3mo agoHungarian lawmakers today passed a constitutional amendment that would ban Viktor Orbán from returning to power.
Posting foetuses is sickening. By which I mean posting the word "foetuses" spelled like that.
Susan Rinkunas@susanrinkunas.com · 3mo agoPeak conservative: It's Fine That I Shared Misinformation Because It Was True in My Heart Howe said critics “hone [sic] in on these little like insignificant details when it doesn’t actually matter because we know that little things like Ruth and Emma are being killed every day in this country.”
The Bay Area loooooves lumpia and, to me, it could not be more 'meh'
John Moe@johnmoe.bsky.social · 3mo agoHere I invite you to be a micro-heretic. To bring small shame on your people. Tell me about a highly praised thing in your hometown/area that all locals LOVE except YOU. I’m from the Seattle area. Taco Time is nothing special. Bland. Not horrible but not worth going out of your way. Now you go!
