«Como las cosas humanas no sean eternas...»
@holediggingclub.bsky.social
25. ES/FR/EN. He/him. Blue collar worker of the twenty-first century. Mayor of Snap City 2024-2028. My hobbies include lifting weights playing video game platformers and reading.💍.
I remember a time where my friends outfitted me with feathers, a welder's mask and apron, torn up rags and we went to the forest to scare kids
«Como las cosas humanas no sean eternas...»@holediggingclub.bsky.social · 3d agoMy fingertips reach almost to my knees when I have my arms by my sides. I should abandon my current life and become a weird cryptid in bumfuck nowhere America.
My fingertips reach almost to my knees when I have my arms by my sides. I should abandon my current life and become a weird cryptid in bumfuck nowhere America.
I've developed a specific writing cadence and style that can only be described as 'Eloquently ESL.'
I'm not one to discourage people from talking about things, but I've never walked away from a 'video essay,' that wasn't just a waste of time. A twenty page article would've had more substance...
Never felt this. When I read something disappointing I just put it down and think, 'well, that was a million words of wasting my fucking time.'
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 4d agoDid you hate-read “Yesteryear” or “Strangers”? You’re not alone. “There is something really delightful and cathartic about feeling a feeling deeply, even if that feeling is anger,” said Malavika Kannan, author of the essay collection “Rage Bait.”
Saw my cousin with a girl who I could only tell apart from his ex by her eye colour #PackItUpSon #WeGottaGo
Saw a couple so beautifully matching in fragility that I actually started bleeding from my nose; eye bags, grey-looking faces, thin and long limbs that were more sinew and bone than flesh and fat, sporting despairing expressions. I might bleed out.
Put horse liniments on my neck because I was sore (DOMS, not injured) and oughhhhh
Lifting a Small Human with my Teeth
You can do my job while geeked on painkillers which makes sense because this job does the kinds of things to your body that result in a painkiller addiction. Painkiller addiction is very American though so instead it's mostly crack and similar stims.
Hell yeah, Workplace moments are going on atm
I just got done squatting and an animegirlified incarnation of the local pizza joint personal pizza deal is caressing my crotch with her feet
I get paid tomorrow tho lmaooooooo
I've been eating straight grass and doing photosynthesis for the last week
Getting a cheap e-reader and reading before bed actually helps me sleep better, wtf
Life Events (that I will vaguepost on)-related sleep deprivation update: I was making coffee on the machine, and I forgot to put the empty pot for the coffee to actually fall into, which meant it fell on the hot iron bottom, evaporating into nothing.
Artist: dollllls2 Media: chainsaw man Source: https://twitter.com/Dollllls2/status/1657318008329760770
Having interacted with chickens every day since May I can tell you I've had plenty staring contests with them, and the enormity of stupidity that was staring back at me is real.
A plastic bag costs the same as a bus ticket. A large chips and coffee costs the same as 12 eggs. A packet of cigs costs the same as a AAA game on steam on its first sale, which is more than a baggie of meth, which is equal to a bad handjob. Paying to have someone killed costs about 500 handjobs
Carl: Swear to friggin God I am going to knock yer friggin block off Shake! You get the hell out of my pool! White Frylock:
Worst sign of uncdom yet: I game overed in super mario bros. 1-4.
[as negatively as this can be meant] Denji Chainsawman is just like me fr
