Listen, I love edging as much as the next person, but I need this storm to commit to the bit and properly knock the power out at work.
alex 🐻 (they/them)
@holistic-cub.bsky.social
they/them • nonbinary • queer • 34 • ohio this is a gay porn account I'm like literally such a good boy, you guys.
Haha so just stumbled across a coworker's nudes via the Discover tab, let me just
Will Smith: Men In Black Memory Wipe
ALT: Will Smith: Men In Black Memory Wipe
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I applied for 2 jobs tonight that I'm pretty well qualified for and they both would reduce my commute by 45 minutes each way while giving a big jump in pay and probably a significant stress reduction. Send good vibes please? (Also dick pics. Not for any reason. Just cuz.)
Pelvic floor physical therapy slaps in that I'm building strength, becoming more limber, and releasing trapped muscle tension throughout my body, which makes me feel more relaxed and present. It feels like the "step 2" of somatic therapy, which I'm a huge fan of.
Y'all, there's a prize inside this bath bomb, and after this week, I am entirely too excited about this
Listen, I'm not a safe space for gay men who put "NO WOMEN, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED" in their bios. I'll block you. It crosses the line into misogyny for me, and I'm not trying to collect followers who will hate to see me be my best self on the gender front. ✌️
Me: Oh man, I can't wait to get home and play Pathfinder. It feels so good to unplug and just be a simpler version of myself for a bit. The looming question of whether or not I'm a pup: ...hey, so,
Anyone else having issues with Bluesky not loading pictures, or is my Internet being dumb?
Listen, I'm not saying I manifested this, but I DID tell my friends that I would randomly break into Elle Woods's monologue about how Chutney killed her dad when I went in for j*ry d*ty earlier if it seemed like they'd pick me, and the jurors were excused shortly thereafter. I'm just saying.
I would like to know what witchcraft Buc-ee's performs to attract the hottest dads every single time I visit
For real, though... I just really fucking love making out
No boy kisses for me today, unfortunately. Anyone wanna help me fix that?
alex 🐻 (they/them)@holistic-cub.bsky.social · 2mo agoFingers crossed I get to kiss a boy today 🤞 (Tragically I will have to put on pants tho 😔)
Fingers crossed I get to kiss a boy today 🤞 (Tragically I will have to put on pants tho 😔)
The more I work, the less I'm joking about offering to be someone's Pool They
So there's a small Pride nearby with lots of queer businesses and local drag queens. Do I want to: A.) go in Bear Mode (cutoff, jorts, mildly suggestive baseball cap) B.) go in Femme Mode (skirt, button up tied at the waist) C.) stay home, where the air conditioning lives, and play Kingdom Hearts
I am in such a mood to flirt and make out with a lil cutie today
Gotta say, the feeling of waking up feeling lonely and then getting to spend an afternoon with good friends and making new connections with people I've wanted to get to know for a while, all while ogling hot bears? That shit SLAPS
Me: Yeah, sure, there's a lot of stress right now, but I think I'm handling it relatively well? Also me: Anyway they're changing the Carousel of Progress and why am I crying about it
Inside of me are two wolves. One of them is so excited I have my first gym membership. The other is pissed.
I had a consult for surgery the other day. Part of the prep work that's been assigned is for me to lose about 30 pounds. I won't lie to you, folks, I'm Displeased™️ about losing my belly, lmao. It's part of what makes me feel like I give off what softie vibes I do, which is important gender-wise.
Genuinely need a regular fwb but the benefit is just cuddling naked
Gay powers restored? Or something? Eh? Just couldn't find a happy place with the long beard this time. It's time for a break, methinks.
I've gotten a couple variations of this question and I have hesitated to answer them because it feels like the "right" answer is to just name a kink. However, YOU came to MY house, so buckle up, lmao. Presented in a three-step process:
@spartacubs.bsky.social Thanks for the repost, handsome! 😘