Packing a suitcase in front of my cats and the looks of betrayal are absolutely devastating

Humiliating, but true: I genuinely want the egg juicero

What I’m reading today: a true crime piece on farmers who made millions from elaborate weather fraud schemes www.agweb.com/news/busines...

The guys next to me at this deli are trying to flex on each other about their alleged political connections and one of them bragged they were driven around by secret service because they were with … a dem senator, who doesn’t even have regular security, let alone secret service lmao

I mean tbf I’d be willing to gamble the DNC Headquarters even if I had a huge budget surplus. Spend 5 minutes there and you’ll agree with me

Rav@rvbdrm.com · last wk.

Umm how bad are their finances?? www.notus.org/democrats/dn...

My beloved neighbors across the hall just moved to Australia, so if anyone wants to live in a 2/2.5 on a beautiful shady street in one of the few walkable parts of Los Angeles for … not cheap rent, let me know. You get that sweet 90210 zip code PLUS if you have cats, I will pet them pro bono

If you can’t make it through a movie without checking your phone, don’t go to a movie theater.

Good news: I’m going to see the Odyssey in IMAX 70mm today :) Bad news: I have to go to Hollywood to do it :(

Watching an episode of Evil Lives Here and this woman is like “well medication turned my son into a zombie so that wasn’t an option” and he ended up becoming a murderer and she’s like “nobody would help us get him under control.” ?????

It’s too hot outside for stores to keep having insane hours where they close at 6 PM. Why can’t I shop in the evening when it’s not miserable out?

lol imagine being a spanish fan tonight staying up all night to party, flying back home tomorrow, and then having to go back into the office 2-3 weeks from now

Apple either needs to fix the iPhone keyboard or pay for me to get anger management therapy

Had these poke tacos from Gott’s for the first time yesterday and thinking about going back for them again today … too soon? Or not soon enough?

You know, if you’re an elected Democrat, you don’t HAVE to tweet anything when an elected Republican dies. You can still be polite by saying nothing instead of waxing poetic about someone who actively worked against basic human rights, who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.

What I'll remember most about Senator Graham is how he sent my friends to die in an unnecessary war in Iraq

Sen. Adam Schiff@schiff.senate.gov · 4w ago

What I’ll remember most about Senator Graham was his sense of humor and how he deployed it to move his policy positions forward. Though we did not often agree, Senator Graham was never disagreeable.

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.

Finally watching the perfect neighbor documentary on Netflix and so close to screaming at the tv

the off-ramp is “slink away in shame”

If democrats don’t hold sexual predators accountable, we honestly deserve to lose.

I’ve always been a tax-and-spend democrat, but living in Beverly Hills the last few years has truly radicalized me. Having a well-funded local government is amazing. No potholes, tons of great (and free!) city services, beautifully maintained public spaces, and any issues are quickly resolved.

So I’m cat sitting and I’m not sure if Sassy is having enough fun with me?

I don’t care how cool the weather is most of the year. I will never live in a place without air conditioning. When I lived in Seattle, I had ac. Today, the high is 75°F where I live, and my ac is running full blast. The correct home temperature is 67°F (or 19.5°C) and I will die on that hill.

I worked with Oliver Larkin and his wife Sandra at Revolution Messaging and they are both phenomenal progressives and all around great people. So excited that Oliver is running against Rep. Moskowitz from the left!

Oliver Larkin for Congress@oliveralarkin.bsky.social · last mo.

Rep. Jared Moskowitz is a DeSantis Democrat. Just look at his record: - Silent on Gov. DeSantis eroding free speech - The first Democrat to join Elon Musk's DOGE Caucus - Taking money from the same donors as Trump, including AIPAC - Trading the stocks of weapon manufacturers like Lockheed Martin

Technically, they’re Remains now.

Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social · last mo.

A fifth of Leave voters have died.

Only the good die young

NBC News@nbcnews.com · last mo.

BREAKING: Alan Greenspan, the influential economist who served as Federal Reserve chairman under four presidents, dies at 100.

I hate self-checkout and understaffed stores that lock up half of their inventory and Amazon search results full of the same drop shipping garbage from a zillion third party sellers and incentivized reviews and search engine optimization and getting bombarded with ads when I use Alexa or Google and

Mamdani: "Oftentimes this kind of unity comes in moments of tragedy. And to see it coming now in a moment of joy, it's something I've never seen before across our city."

Listening to all New York themed music today even though I’ve never lived there and don’t really watch sports besides F1. Idk why but the joy is weirdly contagious?

When it happens, the celebrations in the streets will make NYC last night look relatively dull and low energy. Also I love that I can say “when it happens” and everyone will immediately know what “it” means.