solidifying

pls help apply suncreen ty

Just got back from the gym. Now how about you give me a bath, runt.

sweaty

yeah it’s pink

stupid booper in the way

who is that

Overall successful meet. Went 8/9 (shouldn’t have bumped up my bench attempt by 2.5kg haha). But I got a qualifying total for 75kg and the All Stars division at Nationals. Took second to the the current top 75kg in the nation so I can’t complain :)

I wish all my undies had tigers on them

physique update

damn window shoppers 😤💢

bilateral salpingo-oomforectomy

pecs?

🚨 The FBI agent who visited me just subscribed to my newsletter 🚨

just under 3 years

人の家でくつろぎすぎな🤛師匠

APGARS of 2 and 4 for myself today

🎨 Welcome Koji 2

Got milk? 😳 #anothereidosr #proteo

sup brah

"You really thought you could sneak behind me?"

who needs a ride this morning

big things coming soon

does video compression still suck on here

commission for @tigahbutt.bsky.social

status update

day31-2 🐯💤 …🐺✨

hop in so we can conserve water

flexing to distract you from my bare face

legs