ROY FUNCHES. A LAZ-E-BOY CHAIR WITH PATRICK STEWART'S VOICE. HELEN MIRIN. KERMIT THE FROG. KERMIT THE FROG!!
The Independent@the-independent.com · 11h agoJames Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
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Gen X Potato, He/Him Real Life: Cybersecurity Geek, Dad, Husband Fake Life: ttrpgs, movies, all things geekerish, too much politics (sorry I don't want to either but *flails at everything*)
The Independent@the-independent.com · 11h agoReal Men of Genius Guy: here's to you, Mr. "The instant Oatmeal packet is barely waterproof enough to be a measuring cup" Guy.
Will Stancil doesn't understand Discworld or a fucking Costco membership.
katie@supermathskid.bsky.social · yesterdayokay now he's gone too far
New economic doom indicator there's a SPIRIT HALLOWEEN already??
The new Batman almost did Riddler right. Just a guy who runs up and says "Whose got two thumbs and just got shot in the gut? *BLAM* you!!"
Looking for noise on Youtube: Oh hey, Threads is on Youtube! I never watched that. Morgan Freeman: This was a terrible idea. The worst idea he had for the entire month, and it had only been 4 days
Some ad guy who makes six figures and works 7 hours a week decided the best way to make their robot minotaur popular was to give it a chainsaw and make it look like it's waiting for you to invite it in before it eats your children.
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 6d agoFor me at least, the two things I don't want a giant robot centaur with horns to do are hold a chainsaw and stare menacingly at me through a door.
Thinking of starting a new Mennonite culture where we stop using technology that's made after 2013.
"Look at these losers addicted to the positive reinforcement machine. How lame. I could never become addicted to that" I write on the social media platform, secretly begging for people to give me hearts and thumbs up and tell me how smart and great I am
Now that the Exodites and the Votun are out, I think the only real think 40k can develop more is "the Emperor was all religious figures=Jesus was 50 feet tall".
Honestly changeling needs new everything since it's been effectively dead. But what they SHOULD do is make a World of Acid where Mage and Changeling are the primary elements and in WoD at all and let my Satyr pirate attack Jupiter and it's robot armies with my airship
Andrew Glyph@arcanasphere.com · 4d ago#ttrpg nerd things. I genuinely think that World of Darkness 5e made some game lines impossible. Changeling 5e would have had C20’s nightmare dice, new lore, & fewer options. Mage 5e would have either been nerfed & hated by Mage players or not nerfed & the source of anger for other WoD players.
Saw a guy make a White Monster and espresso and I want to try one but I also want to see my kids weddings, you know?
So if you can help other people on mutual aid you should do that but also if anyone has a million dollars burning a hole in thier pocket let me know this isn't a need but it'd be nice to have a million dollars? Why doesn't Musk just hand out a million dollars to people? He might be liked then?
The secret of Spidey is they took a teen drama novel that we can all relate to and said "what if Archie could bench press a Cadillac but was still Archie?"
Micah@rincewind.run · 4d agohe is about as relatable as a dude who swings around on webs can be: kind of a fuckup, girl trouble, overbearing boss, covers up insecurity by being a wiseass, fundamentally a good dude who gives a shit anyway
The thing with Hank Green and LLM is we should probably look at it like he came out saying he got addicted to cocaine because he thought it would help him make videos faster. The response should be 'sorry you got addicted to coke but maybe fix yourself before you make more videos about sealife'
Again what is the legal/moral use case for fake satellite images? Who needs this? What's the market??
Bill McCarthy@billmccarthy.bsky.social · 5d agoUPDATE: Google rolled back a new feature allowing Google Earth users to generate AI visualizations over its satellite imagery, following a furious backlash from researchers and open-source intelligence experts about the potential for disinformation. uk.news.yahoo.com/google-launc...
Giant Squid-bot with dozens of red eyes: Go into the Matrix Pod and we'll just let you ignore all the people who you don't like and let you make your own reality servers. Humanity: oh shit yeah
I never got into anime do all the cat girls also just randomly vomit on the carpet?
COMIX FACKXTS! No comic book universe has a FIFA, because if they did have a FIFA they'd either be stopped/arrested/killed by a hero or absolutely killed by Intergang/ninjas/that 90's villain with all the pouches whose trying too hard
My "i should never be given control of SR" idea is that when you do a run against a megacorp your brand weapons should get a negative modifier, but a competitor brand gets a positive modifier. Ares Predators actively fucking up your aim against Ares security.
Foucault's Pudendum@kaitave.bsky.social · last wk.This is, unironically, about 70-80% of the draw of Shadowrun by volume
Trek should use the tricks they did in the DS9 Tribble episode to do a sitcom of all the civilians on the Ent D trying to run a coffee shop or a kindergarten while being attacked by Borg or dealing with weird space gods
This reminds me of the time I played Alpha Centauri with the Univeristy and we had an entire continent to ourselves so when Morgan finally arrived on a boat to threaten us we used solid hologram airships and guns that shoot time at him.
Conor@ernekid.bsky.social · last wk.The US really is just playing Civ on easy mode with all of its navigable inland waterways.
Keith David voice: stone statues by day, warriors fighting the bourgeoisie by night--MARXGOYLES!! (I dunno the coffee hasn't kicked in yet)
Ok protip: make sure you blocked Wil Stancil before you make a Wil Stancil joke and leave for 90 minutes. I briefly thought i was popular on this app.
Humans are calling it an octopus farm. Octopus are calling it a Bootstrap Camp to give us secrets of tools, fire, and the beginning of the Epoch of Our Glorious New Empire.
Tony Johansson@tonyjohansson75.bsky.social · 2w agoPlans to build the world’s first commercial octopus farm in Gran Canaria, Spain, have been scrapped, in a major victory for octopuses and the global animal welfare movement. Octopuses are highly intelligent, curious and solitary animals, making them fundamentally unsuited to intensive farming. 🐙
Ok people with movie connections how the hell did 2018's 'patient zero" get Stanley Tucci?? Did he need to fix his boat or something?? (This is a secret Patrick Stewart Lifefore joke, but seriously why was he in this?)
moving the mouse to stream MotU, feeling it grow heavy as I siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh and feel the crushing weight of weaponized nostalgia. Maybe I'll do this Monday.