IF IT AIN’T BLACK, I DON’T WANT IT!

‘Well Kandi, why don’t you go check around Puerto Rico and see if there’s a studio we can go drop some beats”😂😂😂

I really hate when ppl at work actually doing they job… Slow down baby. Lemme take my free fruits and vegetables first 🤣

A BBL don’t make you pretty 😳 Must’ve been the wind.

I love those first 5 or 6 TikTok’s after you haven’t been on the phone in awhile. They be funny asffffff 🤣🤣

I had to google some heartworm medication for Tobi cause it was only 7 dollars. Come to find out it causes irritation and tremors 🥴 Do I look like a bad dog mom to you? I would never. Hmph 😤

It’s been a rough week. Is it over yet?

I don’t like messing with men that are easy. Out here sticking and dicking. Have some self control man 😂

I hope you do things that keep your brain healthy today. Go take a nap. Doctors orders 🤣🫶🏾

I like being a slytherin. It’s like being in an evil lil cult or something 🤣😈

I love when people aren’t trying to be anything else, but themselves 🥰

I just love when the sun blesses my skin with its presence I immediately glow ✨

Just remember when talking to me… You talking to a Malcolm, not a Martin.

Cock is such a vulgar word. Like can we use something else? 🤣🤣

Giving babies to boyfriends is crazy.

Nancy Grace on them boys head and I’m here for it. I hope they all end up under the jail behind Nolan Wells.

Bout to start wearing my bonnet out in public since it pisses the whites off so bad 🤭😈

The attitude I have before I get something to eat is something vicious

They really were on that powda back in the day. Even the workouts are hard to replicate 😂😂 Billy Blanks, Jane Fonda and all them hos was sniffing it. I’m tired 😪

I can’t do all that slow poking today. I need everything done before that sun reaches its peak! Bitches is on the move and I’m bitches 😂

I really dislike when men offer my services as a way to spend time with me. Why tf would I wanna cook dinner for you, so that you can hang out with me?? 😂😒

Next Friday

ALT: Next Friday

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I really feel like pitbulls have a bad reputation only because Black people have always owned them. When discussing larger dogs, those damn belgian malinois, german shepherds and even some dalmations are wayyyy more aggressive (imo).

Falling asleep on the phone together is such lover activities 💘

Summer really said, “yall thought I was done?” And turnt up the heat in this bitchh 🤣

I really need to know why we were told that we would get darker if we were out in the sun too long 🤔 I’m out there all day. PURPOSELY! Getting activated 😝😝

Waking up early on a beautiful Saturday just to clean my house really sets the tone for my weekend 🥰

People really need to separate their FEELINGS from FACTS. It’s getting out of hand.

Money talks. Bullshit walks.

I just love a good meme. Can somebody share some with me please? I need new ones 🥹

I can’t believe people are actually surprised that everybody was at DreamCon fckin. No shit. What did yall think them anime heads was gon be doing? 🤣