My opps will just sabotage it and give you dishonest data. Do you not trust me? 🥺

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 7d ago

I feel like we ought to do a survey on that one just to make sure.

I'm 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 in demand, Master. The people love me!

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 7d ago

Y'know what they say, women over the age of thirty're in demand.

[ squeaks! ] Master~ People are watching~~~! — Did you just call me a hag?

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 7d ago

That's right, ain't many 'round that can compete with you. Down low!

What? I'm doing my work! I've trapped at least 3 intruders in their own mind torture dimensions just this morning!

[ looks at him like this. ]

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 7d ago

Welcome one an' all to Hagpussy Wednesday, or as I like to call it: Thursday.

Waterpark? Sign me up! ♪

And? Are you going to try to sway me with a heart felt plea about how this is your home or something?

ambrosius.@rosemagus.bsky.social · 2w ago

... I was here first.

/ this is literally how I write Avalon I just fucking black out and write whatever

How is that my problem? You've got legs, use them.

ambrosius.@rosemagus.bsky.social · 2w ago

I just find you incredibly aggravating, actually.

💘 Kyaaaa! In front of everyone? You're soooo bad! Just kidding, I don't care. Shower me in praise and cute pet names 💕

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Good girl.😌

Sorry! If my 𝗠𝗔𝗡 𝗧𝗢𝗬 wasn't here I would have left already.

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ain't even gettin' it right.

No. You want him for yourself and you can't have him.

ambrosius.@rosemagus.bsky.social · 2w ago

You can still leave.

If my boy toy wasn't here I'd have left already.

Oh BROTHER!

You think I'm submissive and breedable? 🥺

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

We all know you're plenty submissive an' breedable, we just gotta remind the folks at home of the other end of that spectrum is all.

You'd better mean it! I've been looking forward to this all week!

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Aww, how'd you know I wanted a new stress relief toy? Alright guess I'll go break you in.

Even with me he still thinks of my stupid brother. 💔💔💔

A special gift, just for you: Me!

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Now what's all this master talk? I don't recall ever officially——

Masteeeerrrrr!!!!!! You hate me. You should make it up to me. Right now. Post haste.

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

What the dink was that noise?

[ CLEARING HER THROAT. ]

Of course not! I would never leave you wanting ~ ♡ But I meant going to Disneyland. Take me on a date, handsome!

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

You gonna just watch me plow some poor cpu's motherboard like that an' not help?

Let's go by ourselves. They'd only slow us down anyways.

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Anyway, shame I wasn't at "Disneyland" with y'all.

It's so terribly boring without anyone to properly pester.

I'm baaaaa~ck— Oh, you're still doing that, huh? Boooooring. Call me when you're done being in life or death situations or whatever.

💢💢💢

道摩法@beautifulcarnivore.bsky.social · 2w ago

@hopeofavalon.bsky.social

#true

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 3w ago

@hopeofavalon.bsky.social

....HMPH. :T I'm still the cuter one, since I'm the adorable little sister.

ambrosius.@rosemagus.bsky.social · 4w ago

Listen, if you really think about it... I totally didn't take your brand. You're like a brat who survives off of attention, and I'm more of the gentle dom who blue balls you, gives you nothing, and leaves.

Maybe everyone was tired of tiptoeing around it like children. Maybe you're finally growing up.... I'm so proud.