I have purchased a car so sexy that it's borderline unethical to drive it in public.
Horatio Dandy
@horatiodandy.bsky.social
Passionate advocate for luxurious periwigs and the finest quality gentlemen's hosiery.
Well hello there, Stephen 👀🪶
(*Radiohead*) 🎶 The blue plastic Nutri-grain And the flakes of a rubber bran In the fake plastic bowl 🎶
I will vote for any party that provides all my wants and needs without any cost or inconvenience to myself.
Thanks to balding I can't do a man bun, but I could grow a man croissant.
There's a TV and movie trope where a quiet nerdy character takes off their glasses and suddenly becomes sexy as hell. We need the same thing for hearing aids.
Charlie Brown's teacher's posts: You wah wah wah wah wah. I wah wah wah wah wah wah wah. Wah wah wah wah not the same. Why wah wah wah wah wah wah when wah wah wah wah right there?
I can also share a joke about Theseus if you've got a minotaur two to spare.
England have rattled heavily-favoured France by bringing in 500 Welsh longbowmen. #FIFAWorldCup
Um... I don't think it's forest fire smoke that's settling across the US-Canadian border...
The last time England faced Norway was a home fixture at Stamford Bridge in 1066, where they came away with a solid win. They went on to lose to France later that year.
Peacock spiders are only 4mm long, but their courtship dance rivals any bird of paradise. Australia has over 90 species of these tiny, ultra-colorful performers.
I've seen a chicken cross the road twice this week. I minded my own business.
Is there anything whiter than TV ads for a retirement village?
Starting lineup for Croatia the #2026FIFAWorldCup: Spinić Quidić Sunovabić Badjelidawić Prizonsnić Onoffsuić Klubsanduić Megarić Mibalzić Komputaglić Karinadić Reserves: Fevapić Museltuić Krostić Skrachanić Ostrić
