Why do you have to sign documents to close a house when you buy it. It should be legal to close the door without that, it’s my house and the government just wants to insert itself into my business
The Odyssey was a crude attempt at capturing the magic of the original Star Wars trilogy. Blatant plot line theft. Also maybe John wick but I’ll let that slide for now
reply to this post with a time you tried to use a button and it didn't work
Visiting the capital of Panama and doing a deep dive. Call it a Colónoscopy
Headed home from the ocean. Time to “wave” goodbye as I can’t sea it anymore. Join cooljokesandwordplaygroup.net for more cool jokes and wordplay and a group #cooljokesandwordplaygroup #cancersurvivor
If Ancient Greece was such an advanced civilization, why didn’t they build high speed rail
Today is the 250th anniversary of maple syrup. It’s nice of everyone to shoot off fireworks for our friends across the border
I refuse to bet on polymarket because I love my wife. We bet on monomarket
would you rather be able to travel anywhere in the world you want or be locked inside a dumpster in scottsdale, arizona that you are forbidden to leave
My job as a beam former is at risk because of AI. Thankfully, the Foarmsters union has my back
They call it the “social” security number because its meant to be shared with others, perhaps over some drinks at the pub
post your secret family recipes online. Support open source cooking #opensourcecooking
Almost every actor/actress is a method actor. They literally all use methods to do acting. They probably went to like, actor camp”, to learn to act. Maybe you could point out an insane savant, like tom cruise, who just shows up as himself, but being yourself is also a method .
I hate enshittlification. When I go to Olive Garden the pasta costs a dollar more now. And just the other day my mail got delivered a day late
kicked out of the nothing ever happens convention for showing up with a history book
went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.
snow day announcements are effectively a summons in that every recipient must be individually and personally informed. more here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law
the downside of living in new york city is that it’s the only place in america that experiences snowstorms. the upside, and in fact the only reason i live here, is that it’s the only place where you can produce videos and upload them to youtube
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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you will give me a yellow babber. or you are violating my 1st amendment writes
i’ve believed for quite some time that cracker barrel should have been called restaurant barrel