Tessera

{ SNEEZES!! } someone’s talking about me… i just KNOW IT. feel it in my circuits.

{ giggling… } you think so?

{ reaching a clawed servo over to boop his nose! } if you ever cheat on me like these morons in these shows, i’m cutting you into pieces and mailing you someplace awful. ( 😋 )

{ these soap operas are GREAT!! munching on some gummy sharks. }

yeah!! i’ll show you inky’s wings sometime. ( 😋 )

this is me if you even care

a video game scene with the words chompy is happy written below it

ALT: a video game scene with the words chompy is happy written below it

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝑀𝘐𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘌𝘓 ♞ 𝒦𝘕𝘐𝘎𝘏𝘛 @knight-on.bsky.social · 6mo ago

grimlock ate someone once.

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Waspinator@stupidpredacon.bsky.social · 6mo ago

hehehe! YEAH!!

"Wazzpinator likezz combaticonzz, they're cool!! And they alzzo like Wazzpinator."

nuh - uh! once in a lifetime event for you. bye, knight! ( 👋 ) { her holo successfully flickers away as she waves, her real frame revealed while lifting off to transform into her chopper alt mode. up, up and away! }

right! … heeeyy, you’re pretty tall when i shrink down like this. ( 😤 ) { HUFF, PUFF. relax, chompy. } well! this was fun. i have to go back home now, before i get in trouble. hehehe. i’ll see you around, yes?

whyyyy? i like being pet… oh, sure! i like using my holo! { another eerie giggle leaves her, manifesting the fizzling appearance that soon settles to reveal the holoform in question. not so scary in this form, is she? } ta - daaaaa… see?

hehehe. what do you think? { petting the top of his head again. so poofy!! } it’s easier to fool you with our holoforms, too. we look just like you, but there aren’t many humans here. if any at all— besides you! ( 😋 )

i’m bored! so i felt like coming out here to… well, i guess i shouldn’t tell * you. you’re kind of like a cop, aren’t you? { snickering, plopping down entirely to properly converse— she seems to like you, michael! } since you’re new here, i’ll give you a life saving tip, o - kay?

uh, yeah, there is. unless shockwave’s cloning again. the other you had a little glow - y thingy, too… { she squints, moving closer to boop kitt’s scanner. thankfully, michael has seemed to bring her out of remembering all of what karr told her. } huh? i’m vortex! nice to meet you, knight. ( 😊 )

foundation… foundation… it’s been awhile since i was on earth, but it sounds familiar. { he certainly can’t tell, but she’s grinning widely underneath her battle mask, reaching a sharpened digit to lightly poke at michael’s hair. hehe! shifting her gaze over… } oh! it’s you! ( 😲 )

{ WADDLING OVER!! you can run, but you can’t HIDE!! } a HUMAN! ( squishy… ) what’s a human doing on cybertron?! oh, you’re so tiny! hehehe! { she giggles, lowering down to overlook michael. there is nothing calming about her presence. }

{ who, herrrr? she’s just a cutesy ‘copter… }

{ who is there to bother?! she’s so BORED— so obviously, that calls for doing something mischievous. peeking around… }

{ SIIIGGHHH… } o - kay, if you say so. try not to stay out here too long, or else you might get sick. cybertronian rain storms are NO joke! i’ll see you around! { she snickers, waving in farewell as she hops up to transform, helicopter alt lifting off! bye byeeee! }

{ giggling… } aw, you’re embarrassed. it’s o - kaaay. i’m sure you won’t run into her again. probably! do you want my help with destroying your enemy yet?! i would LOVE to help with that.

that’s her ability. no man can resist her alluring charm— it happened to inky once! sorry it happened to you, though.

megaempress?! ooohh… you’d better watch out. she might take you AND him for her collection of boytoys. { a soft shake of her helm. that lady is always into something. } let me guess. you were stuck in some dream - like state for awhile befoe you finally came to your senses?