I'm charismatic, witty, and goal-oriented. BOOM. YOUR TURN.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ̶𝙍̶𝙐̲𝙈̲𝘽̲𝙇̶𝙀̶ ✘•.°@microseismpunk.bsky.social · last yr.

⠀ UHHH— NOSE GOES. YOU FIRST AN’ DON’ BRING UP LOOKS, OR JUS’ CALL YOURSELF A BAD BITCH AGAIN. ⠀

UGHHH.

Name three positive qualities about yourself. ... Quickly.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ̶𝙍̶𝙐̲𝙈̲𝘽̲𝙇̶𝙀̶ ✘•.°@microseismpunk.bsky.social · last yr.

⠀ charity work is about being selfLESS you’re bein’ selfISH askin’ him about it again. punk ah glitch. ⠀

Okay, well, that "other channel" just licked around at the window of my ship in response.

I'm a bad bitch doing charity work. Don't be hatin'.

WHAAAT.

So, Megs. About that gun mode.

I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

I'll be gentle. Or rough, if that's what you're into seeing. PLEASSEEE.

CRUELTY PERSONIFIED@ctchfllngstr.bsky.social · last yr.

...Can I hold you in gun mode? Can I 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑡 you? In ... gun mode? Clarifying statement.

𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄@wisdomthroughpain.bsky.social · last yr.

Gun. Far more poetic.

..............You're not a tank? ( said as if that ruins all of his appeal. )

𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄@wisdomthroughpain.bsky.social · last yr.

I've done one before. And I do not turn into a tank, I don't particularly feel like reformating either just to do so.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ P͟R͟I͟V͟A͟T͟E͟ E͟Y͟E͟S͟ .ᐟ ⠀ ＴＨＥＹ＇ＲＥ⠀ ＷＡＴＣＨＩＮＧ⠀ ＹＯＵ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ P͟R͟I͟V͟A͟T͟E͟ E͟Y͟E͟S͟ . . . ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #𝗧𝗙𝗥𝗣 — #𝗠𝗩𝗥𝗣 ⠀

I didn't finish telling you about how to do a donut. SO when you. Um. First gear. Punch it. Fwowooshh. And then you TURN really hard—

𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄@wisdomthroughpain.bsky.social · last yr.

Good. Leave.

I think I'm concussed. ( * 😵‍💫 )

𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄@wisdomthroughpain.bsky.social · last yr.

Words immortalized in the pen's own blood spell the sword's doom. Perhaps you're better this way.

waghtt. erh. No? I don't know. I...guess it's the readers. Who cares if the writer reads it, if no one else does. But the...sword kills the readers. Or does it kill the writer? But it doesn't really kill the writer, if the words are. Read. I don't know. 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 are we talking about?

𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄@wisdomthroughpain.bsky.social · last yr.

[ Good, now he can think ] While famed to be mightier than the sword, the pen rarely lives to reread it's own writing. Doesn't that strike you as intriguing?

( Blissful moments of silence. )

𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄@wisdomthroughpain.bsky.social · last yr.

[ WHAM ] [ another solid smack, he sneers. Lessons learned through pain stick. ] Silence. Your optics are straight... now.

( slow, evil grin. ) That's not what your carrier said when I—

𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄@wisdomthroughpain.bsky.social · last yr.

Were they ever? I heard you're an awful shot.

Are my optics looking straight. ( cross-eyed. )

𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄@wisdomthroughpain.bsky.social · last yr.

Now. This is much better. [ Back to focusing on literally nothing ]

ewww, starscream's drooolingggg.

CRUELTY PERSONIFIED@ctchfllngstr.bsky.social · last yr.

a judge, perhaps. @///@

( funny little dent in her crest. seeing stars. ) ... ( it worked tho. )

𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄@wisdomthroughpain.bsky.social · last yr.

[ WHAM ] [ Right over the head with his cannon barrel ] Now. Stop talking, for one second so I may think.

lrt. brought a tear to my optic.

Heh. Not with 𝑚𝑒 around! Can you do donuts as a tank? I'll teach you. Super simple. Are tanks stick shift or automatic? Either way, you need to be in first gear to—

𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄@wisdomthroughpain.bsky.social · last yr.

Minding my own business. Peacefully, quietly even.

Hey buuuddy. Whatcha doooin'.

𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄@wisdomthroughpain.bsky.social · last yr.

OOC. OKAY Y'ALL I REALLY WANNA WORK ON THIS LAYOUT but ty for indulging my stupid little party for a bit. continue if u want to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( ALRIGHTTT. Putting down the Twister map on the floor, and giving Lightbright the spinner. She knows that girl wants to watch her hubby play. )

Twister? Do I hear more for Twister?

There's also a Bop-It around here somewhere...