Jaymes Buckman

@hotapollo.bsky.social

Glam Rock Demigod (also actor, model, poet, superhero) https://linktr.ee/HotApollo https://hotapollo.com

Jared Leto is like if Hollywood rebooted Russell Brand for American audiences Same aesthetic and creepitude but the self-effacing camp is replaced with grim self-seriousness and instead of making a big deal of worshipping Christ he’s got to have a cult where he’s the one being worshipped

If Trump legalizes three non consecutive presidencies, I hope Obama runs again and wins not because I think he’s not a war criminal but because the term “Obamassance” just popped into my head and idk when I’d have a chance to use it

I’m usually for respecting people’s feelings around how they’re addressed, but on some level I don’t think a cis man should ever be allowed to utter the phrase “don’t call me bro”

I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again with a graph Hookup culture is not taking over. If anything, it’s grip has been loosening for a half century (Sincere thanks to sex ed for that actually. I’m so glad we live in an age where safe sex is normalized)

Fannie Jack Hammer@0hbetave.bsky.social · 3w ago

I actually don't think is far off from reality. 3B people in this world, and between people I know IRL and what TikTok has opened my eyes to. I think it's more common than we think.

If you forget which is which, just remember Matt Murdock’s favorite hobby is wallowing in self-pity and his second favorite is ill-advised s3x, and his third favorite is going to Catholic confessional

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In this issue of What If, 616 Peter Parker gets stuck in the old Ultimate universe and suffers sickness as a consequence of that world’s different “physical laws”. I haven’t finished it yet, so I can only assume the cough comes from mixed case lettering

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Idk how Shrek overall isn’t intentionally a trans allegory Like, the second movie is like when your parents finally sorta accept your queerness because you still mostly fit into what they want out of an offspring even if your gender’s different,

I’ve said for ages that Shrek is an intentional trans allegory or somehow accidentally written in a way that it’s indistinguishable from an intentiona trans allegory And now the trans flag cake has been pointed out

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