Bottom left is my favorite but the truth is everyone’s gay already; they just need to accept it (0-on-the-Kinsey-Scale Georg is an outlier and should not be counted)
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Ah yeah, original recipe comics-accurate Wolverine 👊
I mean…
There’s only one Odyssey I’ll ever read and it don’t have no Greeks, it’s got a fast and furious barbarian with a sword that can’t stab
How did I only just realize Spider-Man married someone with the same first name as his mom?
I heard they’re remaking Thomas Crown Affair. I really liked the original with Pierce Brosnan. I hope the new one includes that part where Thomas crowns all over those affairs
I heard they’re remaking Thomas Crown Affair. I really liked the original with Pierce Brosnan. I hope the new one includes that part where Thomas crowns all over those affairs
Oreos recalled over undeclared pistachios, Hershey Kisses recalled over undeclared almonds Nuts are making their play for dominance this week
I don’t do a lot of cosplay but I’ve been planning to do this one for Brand New Day for aaages 💖
I heard recently that Protestantism is about not having fun and Catholicism is about having fun and then feeling guilty about it And since then my mnemonic for remembering the difference is Daredevil
Peter Parker hates himself [Protestant] Matt Murdock hates himself [Catholic] WORLD of difference.
Wait the dude from LEGION is starring in a movie called ONSLAUGHT?! And they’re not related? Hilarious
Jared Leto is like if Hollywood rebooted Russell Brand for American audiences Same aesthetic and creepitude but the self-effacing camp is replaced with grim self-seriousness and instead of making a big deal of worshipping Christ he’s got to have a cult where he’s the one being worshipped
If Trump legalizes three non consecutive presidencies, I hope Obama runs again and wins not because I think he’s not a war criminal but because the term “Obamassance” just popped into my head and idk when I’d have a chance to use it
Ah rough I thought it was because they had OCD That’s why I do it
Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.
Wait sour keys are a Canadian thing? Like people in America have legit not even heard the term??
I’m usually for respecting people’s feelings around how they’re addressed, but on some level I don’t think a cis man should ever be allowed to utter the phrase “don’t call me bro”
I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again with a graph Hookup culture is not taking over. If anything, it’s grip has been loosening for a half century (Sincere thanks to sex ed for that actually. I’m so glad we live in an age where safe sex is normalized)
I actually don't think is far off from reality. 3B people in this world, and between people I know IRL and what TikTok has opened my eyes to. I think it's more common than we think.
I totally get and support all those “Remember Their Names” things but like I don’t even remember the names of some of my closest friends
If you forget which is which, just remember Matt Murdock’s favorite hobby is wallowing in self-pity and his second favorite is ill-advised s3x, and his third favorite is going to Catholic confessional
I feel like tuna have the biggest gap between how big they are in the wild and how small they are when you buy them
In this issue of What If, 616 Peter Parker gets stuck in the old Ultimate universe and suffers sickness as a consequence of that world’s different “physical laws”. I haven’t finished it yet, so I can only assume the cough comes from mixed case lettering
Tiger, Tiger, burning bright In a towel wrapped up tight
Idk how Shrek overall isn’t intentionally a trans allegory Like, the second movie is like when your parents finally sorta accept your queerness because you still mostly fit into what they want out of an offspring even if your gender’s different,
I’ve said for ages that Shrek is an intentional trans allegory or somehow accidentally written in a way that it’s indistinguishable from an intentiona trans allegory And now the trans flag cake has been pointed out