⠀ ⠀ ⠀ AIN’T THAT A ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊 IN THE ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 — ? * )

|| keep forgetting i have bsky as well.

i try my best, babe. that's why you love me.

𝘿𝙧. 𝙕𝙝𝙤𝙪 🌻@unlikelysun.bsky.social · 2y ago

ominous

i know. don't worry. arrangements are made.

𝘿𝙧. 𝙕𝙝𝙤𝙪 🌻@unlikelysun.bsky.social · 2y ago

... that's in 4 days.

alright grandma. let's get you to bed.

𝘿𝙧. 𝙕𝙝𝙤𝙪 🌻@unlikelysun.bsky.social · 2y ago

now for sale: new year's fireworks. only slightly radioactive.

babe, i am futuristic tech. and sure, that works for me. sounds like a deal if i ever heard of one.

not at all, babe. you wouldn't be the first. if you arrange a camera and somewhere without watching eyes, i'm sure we could arrange a... private session.

that would be the wise decision. ...so you'd want a pin-up of me, hm? is that how you're thinking about me?

i don't think you want me to answer that. modelling is a first, i must admit. anything in particular you're thinking of?

“ very possible, babe. for the right person, or the right price. ” leaning forward, she watched closely, curious how he'd react.

“ you wouldn't be the first, babe. if you had any idea the offers and requests i've gotten... ” a soft, metallic, chuckle.

oh, don't worry there, babe. satisfaction guaranteed, or else.

sure thing. looking's always free. highest quality you'll find around, and best prices, too. you'll find me very reasonable, i'm sure.

of course, babe. customer is king. and besides, i don't just randomly disembowel every passerby. course i do, sugar. basically anything that can kill a man, i sell.

seductive sunday? babe, i'm seductive every day.~

these claws can do all sorts of both wonderful and terrible things, babe. depending on customer requests.

oh, nothing so... impersonal, babe.

oh, don't worry. i'd save you the paperwork either way.

of course you can, of course you can. [ a metallic chuckle, a pat to her shoulder. ]

DOCTOR NOTE CRAZY@crxzyshootings.bsky.social · 2y ago

( pouting a little , arms crossing . ) well , can i at least stay here with you ?

not even remotely. they seemed more interested in trying to get me into their bedroom.

"Dullahan"@wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · 2y ago

Was it successful, however?

yes, actually. i found it... highly unsatisfying.

"Dullahan"@wastelandpaladin.bsky.social · 2y ago

Have you tried verbal communication instead of rampaging destruction as a means of problem solving?

...you almost make it sound tempting. but no, not this time.

DOCTOR NOTE CRAZY@crxzyshootings.bsky.social · 2y ago

but ya could , and i could join !

𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 I͟ had , 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙄 knew is 𝐠𝖔𝐧𝖊 .

𝑺𝘁𝐞𝐞𝐥 — 𝐌𝖆𝘷𝐞𝗿𝐢𝖈𝐤 .@pcladinus.bsky.social · 2y ago

𝖨𝚗 the 𝘀𝗉𝚊n of a 𝖋𝐞𝐰 𝗵ours — 𝗺͟y͟ identity was 𝖗͟𝐢͟𝐩͟𝐩͟𝖊͟𝐝͟ from me .

ᴀɴᴅ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏᴋᴀʏ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʟᴜᴄᴋʏ ɪ ᴡᴀs ɪɴ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ

𝒂𝒃𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒍@feralrot.bsky.social · 2y ago

ʙᴀɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴏʀ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ sʜᴏᴏᴛ, ɢᴇᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғʟᴏᴏʀ & ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ!

my gift to you all is that, for another year, i won't go on a murderous rampage through goodneighbor and the commonwealth. probably.

yet another lonely christmas... oh well.

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