they should invent a me that isn’t so tired I could sleep at any given moment
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i feel the same way sleeping 8-15 hours as I do when I sleep for 4-6 hours what is that?
I hope anyone who has euthanized a bear for seeking out food gets eaten
“leaves him alone! look at him, he’s a bartered wife” & tom sandoval in drag kicking in the door to reveal schwartz on the toilet (also in drag) that scene plays in my head at least once a week
I hate being instructed to do one thing and then having that instruction constantly changed by multiple people, it hurts my fucking brain
don’t think we need several slides solely dedicated to golf but okay
I need everyone to stay away from me and if you must be in my proximity maybe shut the fuck up? please & thank you
you are taking to someone in a shared cubicle in a quiet office, why are you using the same voice level you would use in a sports bar at happy hour
obsessed with the bbq chicken sandwich from the little bodega in my building…..they must think I’m crazy for getting the same thing every time
every time this coworker approaches me for a stupid ass question I want to scream like I’m not even on your team leave me alone
embarrassed bc my coworker came to ask a question while I was distracted just chugging my red bull
so fucking overwhelmed and irritated rn I want to swam dive through the 4th floor windows
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BABY @reedskywalker.bsky.social I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!! everyone say happy birthday to my Reedie RIGHT NOW
ed sheeran saying he doesn’t take sides even though he’s advocated for Ukraine in the past….so it’s just racism then? racism or Islamophobia? perhaps both? only white children are worthy of your advocacy?
I’m just laughing at the concept of taylor swift having to make conversation with tom cruise for an entire football game
first touchdown of the season baybeeeeeee (and we didn’t have to play dirty to get it)
I never had an imaginary friend as a kid but I DID have an imaginary man that me and my cousin would blame for all of our mischief
temperatures are FINALLY lowering this week, I am so excited for fall I need the cozy season to start already!!!!
go sit your talentless ass on a stool with your boring ass attire and shut the fuck up you little ugly fuck! Ed Sheeran hasn’t been culturally relevant for over a decade and is just following the pipeline from failed musical artist to zionist piece of garbage.
Ed Sheeran reportedly told Macklemore that the words “Free Palestine” and the image of the Palestinian flag “hurt” many of the people he spoke with, adding that he doesn’t “take sides.”
I need white women to wear foundation that’s actually their skin shade please, it’s 2026 for fucks sake
free me from this hour long meeting that was supposed to be 30 mins that has nothing to do with me